ITEM – How funny is that dude behind him on the ass checkout eyeball flight path? Prince Harry has arrived in the US to do some sort of helicopter training in Arizona and California. I’d take a spin on his whirlybird. You might have felt […]
Month: October 2011
Have You Ever: Fantasized About Your Boss?
It’s going to get awkward if I keep writing posts like this. Nevertheless, I can’t just sit here and ignore that people fantasize about their bosses, supervisors or other authority figures! Call it unprofessional if you’d like, but that’s what a lot of guys get […]
Beyonce Initiates “Countdown”
Let’s see. We can spot Audrey Hepburn movies (Funny Face), some Bob Fosse, Flashdance, Chicago…are we missing anything on the homage list? See how many you can spot! Here’s the vid for Beyonce’s new single “Countdown.” It’s a fun song, and she’s obviously been having […]
Flashback Friday: Giorgio Canali & Bill Curry
Before we proceed any further, you should know that Giorgio Canali has a nine-inch uncut cock. You can’t see it in this picture ’cause it’s hidden by Billy Curry, but we assure you that it’s every bit as delicious as that description makes it sound. […]
Hustlaball Is On This Weekend In NYC!
It’s time now once again for the world-famous party event Hustlaball. The NYC version takes place this weekend. And every porn star you’ve ever beat off to is going to be there. Seriously, the line-up of performers includes Heath Jordan, Phillip Aubrey, Samuel Colt, Austin […]
Cody Cummings Finally Bottoms… FOR YOU!
Everyone’s waiting for the moment when Cody Cummings spreads his muscular cheeks wide open and lets another man stuff him full of dick. I mean, for the love of jizz, he’s teased us for so long! He’s taken everything from lollipops to butt plugs into […]
Quickie: Allen Clippinger
This is Allen Clippinger. He’s SO going to start that “eh, he’s boring and bland” vs. “bitch, are you crazy, he’s hot” argument that often springs up in the comments. Allen sometimes models with his twin brother James. We’re told incest between brothers is wrong, […]
Gay Terms We Hate: Cum Dumpster
I know we’re dudes, but do we HAVE to be so gross? It’s funny, gay guys are often portrayed as uptight, feminine types who have no use for raunchy behavior. (Stop looking at me and saying “isn’t that why YOU write this feature, queen?”) That’s […]
Hot or Not: Jackhammer Tops
Earlier this week, I was subject to some criticism for saying Aiden Lane was a “bit too tender” with self-proclaimed power bottom Jordan Foster. This might not have been the right choice of words on my part. As you’re well aware, there’s nothing wrong with […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: American Horror Story
Ok, who watched American Horror Story last night? That shizz was EFFED UP. What was real? What was a dream? How did Jessica Lange get to be so completely awesome? Does Dylan McDermott always cry when he beats off? So many questions! We just had […]