Who cares if her latest album Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel didn't perform so well? Mariah Carey will soon become an award-winning actress, and she won't have time to worry about bathing in Windex and all that hullaballoo. Yes, you read that correctly–Mariah Carey is winning […]
Year: 2009
Album Review: Rated R by Rihanna
The greatest mistake Rihanna made with Rated R was releasing it on November 23rd. The Bajan pop princess isn't just competing against highly anticipated albums by Lady Gaga, Susan Boyle and Adam Lambert; she's competing against albums that are easily digestible. And to be quite […]
Caption This: Snoop Dogg
This week's caption-worthy image may be lacking in the sexuality department, but it more than makes up for it with its WTF-factor. Thanks to my younger relatives, I've learned that watching children's show Yo Gabba Gabba! is basically like having an acid trip. So what […]
Everything Butt: The Armband
Another "Everything Butt: The Armchair" last week? So sue us if today's featured ass isn't entirely creative! Once you see Dylan Summers' jockstrap-clad cheeks, I'm pretty sure you'll forgive us. And if you don't, we'll be too busy thinking about fucking him to tell you […]
Who Knew Tongue-Fucking A Fleshjack Could Be So Absurdly Hot?
By now, you're already aware of my crush on Jeff from Str8Cam. Last week, he posted a video of himself tongue-fucking his FleshJack, and it's inexplicably one of the hottest things I never realized I wanted to see. As much as I'd love to have my […]
D&G Does Threesomes
Did you guys see this new D&G ad? It's a little racy, which you know we love. The ad features a threesome between two hot male models and some chick I chose to ignore. Really I was just hoping the two guys would get it […]
Aural Only: Kelis
In case you didn't know, I'm a rabid Kelis fan, to the point that I will tear you apart if you call her a one-hit wonder. You can imagine how excited I was when she tweeted this afternoon about her newest song "Acapella". The thumping jam […]
Aural Only: Kelis
In case you didn't know, I'm a rabid Kelis fan, to the point that I will tear you apart if you call her a one-hit wonder. You can imagine how excited I was when she tweeted this afternoon about her newest song "Acapella". The thumping jam […]
Popular Demand: Derrek Diamond & Malachi Marx
Haters are gonna hate! Despite a handful of negative comments about his delicious bottom, porn star Derrek Diamond came out on top as last week's Most Popular post. And even though you had some not-so-nice things to say about Malachi Marx, our exclusive interview with […]
Popular Demand: Derrek Diamond & Malachi Marx
Haters are gonna hate! Despite a handful of negative comments about his delicious bottom, porn star Derrek Diamond came out on top as last week's Most Popular post. And even though you had some not-so-nice things to say about Malachi Marx, our exclusive interview with […]