Would You Hit That?: Kevin James

I sure as fuck would. So would my illustrious co-blogger. Kevin James is one of the hottest pieces of celebrity ass out there. True, I have an addiction to beef, but he’s got a killer smile and he’s so sweet-looking! I want to shove my tongue in his beefy ass and make him scream. Now others might say “ew, fat” or “gross, he’s straight and hairy.” Let’s find out what side you fall on! Is Kevin James a thick mess, or is he devastatingly fuckable?

In a related note, it’s kinda hilarious how they gave him the Photoshop diet for his movie poster. Cause, as we know, fat guys ruin movies.

– J. Harvey

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