Would You Hit That?: Jude Law, Right Now

Jude Law is looking less Hollywood than he’s ever looked. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing! As far as I’m concerned, he’s evenĀ more attractive as a “normal” person, versus the polished movie star we see on screen… Then again, I’m not one to turn away a man for love handles, bald spots or whatever the hell you call that style of facial hair. His body’s sort of perfect to me, and the extra meat on his ass and thighs doesn’t hurt either.

How about you? Hypothetically, if you were sitting on the beach and Jude walked over in his yellow shorts to invite you to his place, would you grab your stuff and run away with him? If so, what would you do once you got him behind closed doors? Rimjobs? The correct answer is rimjobs, all around. The correct answer is always rimjobs.

– Dewitt

34 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Jude Law, Right Now

  1. Who cares if it’s Jude Law … look at that ass! … I’d dive into that in a heartbeat, anyday … nice

  2. Who cares if it’s Jude Law … look at that ass! … I’d dive into that in a heartbeat, anyday … nice

  3. Who cares if it’s Jude Law … look at that ass! … I’d dive into that in a heartbeat, anyday … nice

  4. Who cares if it’s Jude Law … look at that ass! … I’d dive into that in a heartbeat, anyday … nice

  5. Who cares if it’s Jude Law … look at that ass! … I’d dive into that in a heartbeat, anyday … nice

  6. A gossip site intimated yesterday that Jude and his “friend” were vacationing together…that’s code for Jude may be batting for our team. That makes him even more attractive.

  7. I would prefer the former Jude, but this new version is pretty much a mirror image of me, so if he would invite me as I am, then I would do anything he wanted. But, yes, a rim job would definitely be in order.

  8. I don’t think he was ever attractive…And when you are balding that baldly , either put a wig on or shave the whole thing off . It looks disgusting.

  9. I don’t think he was ever attractive…And when you are balding that baldly , either put a wig on or shave the whole thing off . It looks disgusting.

  10. As a Londoner with a lot of media friends believe me it’s not much of a secret that Jude has always enjoyed the company of both men and women. Good luck to him. He has lost the fey charm of his earlier years though.

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