Woof Alert: Brett

Dressed in nothing but his fur and accompanied by his trusty Blackberry, bearish YouTube user Brett is ready to teach you how to dance like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

Listen to Brett's sexy southern accent as you learn such moves as the blow-away, hair-flip, toxic titties and the extreme "paparazzi cam". Once you've mastered those, you can check out Brett's tips on fisting and fingering

– Dewitt