Trailer Trash: Dream House

Daniel Craig is hot, but hotness doesn’t keep you from going batshit crazy. In Dream House, he’s the dad of two with the beautiful Rachel Weisz as his wifey. They’ve just moved into their…you saw the title…except the realtor apparently forgot to tell them that the last family who lived there ended up splattered on the walls. Thanks, Century 21! It also looks like Craig is…

Spoiler alert – this trailer spoils the entire friggin’ movie! No, seriously – I did research. IT SHOWS YOU THE FLICK’S MAJOR PLOT TWIST. Why the fuck would I go see it now? Is Hollywood THAT deficient in the brains? Why are we dumbing everything down for the slack-jawed yokels? Jerks.

To watch the trailer for Dream House (which will basically tell you the whole movie), Follow the JUMP:

644 thoughts on “Trailer Trash: Dream House

  1. that could have been an interesting movie,but why see it now.  it’s just the 6th sense and amityville horror in one.

  2. So… it’s the 6th Sense, Amityville Horror, and The Others all mixed up with pretty actors and a horrible trailer editor.  It looks great aside from the fact the twists are all untwisted for us… 

  3. saw him in Cowboys and Aliens…excellent…look forward to this flick…hot man yes, but he CAN act too

  4. Ever since the trailer for “What Lies Beneath” gave away the twist and still grossed over $100 million at the box office, Hollywood trailer-makers seem to think little of the audience. What a nice surprise it was that the trailer for “Crazy, Stupid, Love” did NOT give away two important twists to the narrative.

  5. …Is that the same creepy wallpaper from the Korean version of A Tale of Two Sisters?

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