They Can’t Lip-Synch, They Can’t Dance, Who Cares?

These self-described “gaybes” (or “five suburban twink bitches” as Dewitt lovingly called them) are the same cute crew that participated in the worldwide Carly Rae Jepsen Annoyance Marathon. They’re back, sort of lip-synching and listlessly moving their above average bodies to Karmin’s “Broken Hearted.” Except they’ve cleverly titled their rendition “Brokebackhearted.” See what they did there? I’m going to stop being shady because they’re cute and I’d spank all of them.

– J. Harvey

To watch “Brokebackhearted,” Follow the JUMP:

2,917 thoughts on “They Can’t Lip-Synch, They Can’t Dance, Who Cares?

  1. I’d love to thank the straight boy who invented the boxers under gym shorts combo.
    Re: blue short boy in the video, sweet flopage!

  2. I love all those cute boys…and yes mmm the pits! I also enjoyed the blue short boy and watching his package flop up and down.

  3. I agree…can’t lip synch or dance but I could watch the first one to take his shirt off do pretty much anything…especially if it involved getting rid of his clothes. That is provided they’re actually 18 or older. It’s kinda hard to tell any more but dude is a sexy little fucker.

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