You take your life in your hands when you stroll into an Abercrombie & Fitch store. They keep their stores so fucking dark you can’t see your hand in front of your face! You could trip over a bi-curious high school wrestler retail jockey and break something! It’s basically a better-smelling version of the Dick Dock in Provincetown. Man, was I embarrassed when I asked a suburban mother of two with a butch cut for a handie in the dressing room.
The one thing that A&F does well is provide sexy men to sell their overpriced boredom rags. The brand is launching their flagship store on Thursday and they announced this by providing a large quantity of cut hotties in clingy sweatpants to stand around and look fuckable. Mission accomplished. Check out some footage after the jump.
p.s. I still have nightmares after seeing what their CEO looks like. *shudder*
– J. Harvey
I fucking love that SuperMo got in there for a pic. Bravo.
Marvelous. Love the clingy sweatpants as well. I will go look for them (but from a cheaper brand 😉
Not into BOYS!!!!
A whole lot of Santas…love it!!!
Love the sweatpants and the guys are cute and hot, but the footwear is GROSS!!!!!! Running shoes would of been better rather than those open toed sandals horrible, horrible, horrible!!!!!!
white standards of beauty means include 1 of each ethnic to avoid claims of racism
i guess this really is the only way they can sell their boring merchandise. at least their cologne smells good though
the idiocy of capitalism
WHAT A MESS. This store is in SINGAPORE?! How many anglos do they need as models for their Singapore store?! What a racial mess!
Michael: I don’t know many non-white folk who wear A&F. Do you?
And they’re posing with girls. LOLOLOLOL.
wuao estos morros si hacen GYM unos que les paan para estar asi jajajaja
F the clothing , take that shit off , show us sum cock and ass ! Lol
Not going to lie. SuperMo was my favorite part about this post.
When they walk out nakit…call me, otherwise, I’m good here
Lordy, how many “man-hours” of shaving and body-waxing is on display there?
ugh, why guys flock to their shit clothes I will never know.
If everyone of the salesmen worked topless I might go often.
its only to browse and people watch, not to buy their clothes!
hahaha “supermo” is now my favorite bit of slang
‘Better smelling”? What A&F have you walked into? The stench they pump out into the mall is so horrible I try to avoid breathing when I walk past them.
They can’t even hire asian workers for their SINGAPORE store? Something is very wrong there – and Tommy Hilfiger got so much flack for the internet rumour that he didn’t want other races to wear his clothing.
Unless the body comes with the clothing hmmm i’d have to think “hard” about going in there 🙂
nice i want somebody to fuck me
They all are so fuckable. Gave me an instant hard-on 🙂
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Sex sells! But I love the style and fit(muscle)…for sure not for everybody’s taste and not to mention it’s pricey
I hope plastic is recyclable