Before we get things started, let me just put it out there that 2(x)ist makes some fantastic products. Some of my favorite pairs of underwear have come from them, and I've always appreciated their ridiculously hot ads. With the bulges on their posters, they're obviously marketing to the gays.
However, somebody sent me the following image, and I nearly snorted my drink all over the place. No offense to anyone who'd wear this, but can we agree that this garment is the gayest thing you've ever seen? In fact, it doesn't even deserve the label of "gay", because it's pretty much an adult onesie. WTF?
UPDATE: Phew! Upon closer examination (on your part), we've realized that there are two separate pieces in this picture. This goes to show you that you shouldn't wear them both at the same time…
– Dewitt
To see another picture of this monstrosity, follow the JUMP:
i swear it’s a shirt and boxer-briefs that just have the same print…
kinda looks like spanks for men
they’ve managed to take the singlet and unsexy it.
and I agree about both the spanks and onesie comment
Um… what about when you have to use the toilet (or have a quicky)? Is there a flap like the olden days?
very obviously a shirt and trunks. About an inch and a half above the bottom of the trunls in the top pic you can see the line where the shirt ends.
Actually yeah. I looked at the website, and basically what you’re seeing is both a Navy Camo Square-Cut Tank, and a Navy Camo No-Show Trunk.
The tank is just going over the top part of the Trunks so it looks like it’s one whole undergarment.
i got this im my email a week ago its horrid horrid HORRID lol
Really? This isn’t under wear, its not even attractive , what’s next? Thongs that go up to the shoulder??
oh wow….really?????
as PT Barnum said…..
this picture just caused me to have a 2-3 minute choking fit.
that said, I think it looks comfortable.
the whole ‘bathroom’ situation rises to mind…
you can tell it’s two pieces.. two ugly pieces.. but two nonetheless. I’mean, in the second picture he’s pulling the tank down LOL. am I the only one who noticed that?
ok, it might be two pieces but it’s still hideous.
shoulder straps? looks like a training bra for guys
YUUCCKK I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the top
Shut up you guys…I got a lot of money for posing it that and I thought I looked REALLY CUTE!! almost as cute as when I wear my gradmama’s bloomers
By the way isn’t my hair pretty?
I just checked 2(x)ists website… yeah, it’s two pieces. Still an ugly color, though.
Well, that pattern is call camouflage for a reason. LOL.I thought it was one piece as well. hehe
Well, it looks good on her!!!
come on. any gay man with any sense would not be caught in this thing…..
Well, at least I wouldn’t….
totally two pieces.
The top reminds me of wearing an apron. I personally wouldn’t wear it as I’m not really into the whole camo look but to each his own.
Is that Esther Williams?
it looks like that amish wholesone wear…we have all seen pics of that!
If 2(x)ist makes any more SHIT like this they wont be N e(x)istence 4 long !!! BTW I’m so sexy in my onesie ( if that’s U ) even N that ridiculous underwear U R adorably cute !!!
who designed this, paris hilton?
I kinda like the onesie lol 🙂
looks cute him that is lol
not that it matters much, but the fact that the underwear models sport bulges, (whether real or sometimes ‘stuffed’ by the photo-shoot crew) doesn’t mean they’re marketing to the ‘gays.’ they’re marketing to men. and let’s face it, most of us are so filled with anxiety about the size of our packages, (and don’t need to be. we’re all different, and we’re all beautiful!) and they know it. so, by showing a model with a nice, bulging package gives the impression that if you buy this underwear, you too will look like this! if only more men knew the truth that lots of times, those ‘bulges’ in the underwear ad photos are fakes!
They are marketing to women (and gay men). There is only a small percentage of straight men that buy their own smalls.
the onesie…
for the distinguished house-husband…
If this thing had a skirt it could be something my Mom would have worn in the mid 70’s to a cookout.