I don’t play Pokémon Go. Now, don’t get me confused with one of those bougie people who is all “we don’t even OWN a TV” or some other ridiculous attempt at seeming higher level than the rest of the populace. I don’t play Pokémon Go because I’ve seen multiple groups of people wander collectively into busy streets trying to “catch” digitized cartoon creatures. There has been beeping, the screeching of brakes and everything. Haven’t people died? Also, you apparently have to walk around a lot to play it, and I’m sort of on the lazy side.
However, something good has come out of the Pokémon Go craze (besides stupid people dying – I KID). Some wit started a Tumblr dedicated to showing Pokémons (is that the plural) on guys’ dicks. Hey, no matter how annoying a fad is, it can always be improved with dick.
Check out some selections from the Poképeen! Tumblr below.
– Michael Xavier
I don’t play it either and have no idea how this works.
Now if it was Pokeaman, I would certainly want to catch em all
crab on penis! lol
Probably the best Pokemon Go screenshots that I’ve seen so far. Living for that precum drop.