Talk about self-service! The joke’s always been, if you could suck yourself off, you wouldn’t ever leave the house. But would you? I mean, suck yourself off? If you could contort yourself in the right way or have a cock long enough to fit into […]
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This One’s Not About Naked Sword
Cute, arrogant, and can suck his own dick. Let’s meet Philip! There’s absolutely nothing that makes me swoon harder or faster than when a dude unexpectedly just pulls his own cock into his mouth and looks like he genuinely really loves it. It’s one […]
How To: Hands-Free Cumshot
Tips from professional masturbator, Blackey Madison! If you’ve spent any time at all on XTube, you’ve definitely at least come across one of my personal heroes, Blackey Madison. This guy is almost as prolific as the Maverick Men there and his videos span all […]
Liam+Augustine are the Antidote to That Randy Blue Scene
There’s so much clear and present excitement here, it forces you to get excited. On Sunday I was moaning about this Randy Blue scene where it seemed like there was zero throwdown coming from either of these guys (but that there was nothing wrong […]
Late Run: Self Suck Cum Dump
I’m not sure what I can even say about this clip except that it is SHOCKINGLY hot, even if you’re not into self sucking or the crazy body origami this guy can do. I mean, can you BELIEVE the amount of jizz that comes […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to […]