I want to have his children when someone makes that a thing. I want to be his whore, his slut, his concubine. If Kevin James ever decides to go same-sex, I will bludgeon any trick that tries to cut me in line. I love you, […]
Tag: Kevin James
Popular Demand: Austin Wilde, Chord Overstreet & More
Yowsers! Typing the title of this post gave us major wood. Could you imagine a scene between Austin Wilde and Chord Overstreet? Those pouty “Trouty Mouth” lips wrapping themselves around Austin’s huge cock, as he sticks his smooth ass directly in the air… Oh, sorry! […]
Would You Hit That?: Kevin James
I sure as fuck would. So would my illustrious co-blogger. Kevin James is one of the hottest pieces of celebrity ass out there. True, I have an addiction to beef, but he’s got a killer smile and he’s so sweet-looking! I want to shove my […]
Popular Demand: Balls, Tips & Top Ten Men
Despite stiff competition from Pierre Fitch and Mehcad Brooks, our weekly countdown of the hottest men on the planet took a spot as this week’s Most Popular post. Perhaps it had something to do with our new number one hunk, Tommy Tucker? In regards to […]
Secret Sex: Kevin James
In regards to our Secret Sex column, I’ve tried to avoid featuring too many men of the bearish variety. And why would I ever do such a thing? Because I don’t want anyone to get the idea that lusting after men with extra padding is […]
Cher Believes In Life After Auto-tune
Guess what? Gay icon Cher will be making her triumphant return… as a giraffe. The 63 year-old singer will be voicing a character in The Zookeeper, an upcoming film starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson with Adam Sandler, Jon Favreau, Sylvester Stallone and Judd Apatow voicing other characters. But […]