Twink prince Noah White and pony-cocked (these ARE twinks, after all) Evan Parker are horsing around as boys (ahem, of legal age to shoot porn scenes) do. All of the roughhousing and tackling each other leads to assfucking! Blonde bombshell Noah rides that cock like […]
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Helix Studios’ “Lifeguards” Ends With A Booty Wave
Summer’s officially over. Shed a tear in the sand, “Lifeguards” has come to an end. Helix Studios’s already legendary “twinks fucking on the beach” series has wowed me with the gorgeous production values and the overall gorgeousness of the “lifeguards” involved. This series was kind […]
Twink Time: Helix Studios’ “Lifeguards” Is On The Way
Twinkwatch If twinks and twunks (as if my eyes weren’t already about to roll out of my skull from the word “twinks,” someone made up “twunks”) are your thing, prepare to have your swimsuit blow off by the YouTube trailer for Helix Studios’ Lifeguards: Summer […]
Twink Time: How Many Twinks Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
None! Twinks use LED lighting because they’re too young to know about lightbulbs. Feel free to gong me on that one. Helix Studios’ Twinks and Recreation begins with three young men playing Frisbee, rubbing SPF on each other’s backs, and fucking. Whoever’s ottoman that is […]
Could This #TWINKE Handle #THICKE’s (Allegedly) Big Dick?
Hold me! I can’t stop laughing at the Helix Studios parody of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines”. When I spotted it on The Sword, I had to watch it at least five or seven times, because I didn’t believe it was actually real. This isn’t even […]