Straight Guys Are Gay: At Chick-fil-A

Thank you, straight allies! Straight guy Skyler Stone and his friend Mike Smith joined a crowd of gays staging a kiss-in protest at the local Legion of Doom outpost (i.e. the Chick-fil-A stand in Hollywood) and went after it at the walk-up window. It got so intense that Mr. Smith took down his ponytail and whipped his hair back and forth sensuously. There was some ass-grabbing, too. They also attacked an ice cream together with their mouths. Straight not narrow and fuck your chicken, haters. Check out the vid after the break.

– J. Harvey