While you’re occupied with your Taylor Lautner bukkake party fantasies, I’ll be over here (mentally) fapping to these shots of wet hobo Robert Pattinson and wondering what’s wrong with my penis. Why the hell am I so attracted to this man? Is it just because he’s famous? Is it just because he has a beard? Am I into guys who look like Ke$ha‘s leftovers? Please refrain from answering these questions. Just let me masturbate in shame.
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– Dewitt
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With short hair, and a closer trimmed beard, and if he never, ever mentions Twilight, then yes, maybe. Maybe.
i must be Team Jacob
does nothing for me
hes hot- much hotter than the other one
Getting fat.
I’m feeling nothing.
When you said he’s got a beard, were you referring to Kristin Stewart?
Kellan is way hotter than either of them….
I remember when I saw him in Harry Potter, I thought he’d be hot when he grows up…
That day has arrived.
Nice to see a “star” can be a normal looking guy.
yess now hes hot with a beard, shave it off and no thx lol
Sorry but I have to agree with this one. Still with Team Jacob.
trim the beard…keep the short hair…hell yes!
he can paddle my board any time!!!
Team Cedric!!!!
I think he looks much better with some meat on him. Of course, you’re free to think what you want. No judgment. But I mean, if he’s getting “fat,” I must be too. And that’s something I don’t really want to admit, hahaha.
okay.
now i’m giving this guy a second look, precisely because old robbie’s looking all beary.
i think it suits him.
Fat!?? Seriously!? Have we really gotten so shallow that anyone without 2% body fat is considered fat? He looks hot.
Yuck. TeamJacob all the way!
he looks hot but i’v always thought Jasper was way hotter with his repressed intenseness 🙂
Taylor still rules!
He definitely looks more normal now that he doesn’t have to look “like marble” for those awful movies…not sure if it’s a good thing or not yet.
I’m team Jasper!
He’s sexy…sure…but what the hell happened? Remember that scene in one of the Twi’s where he stepped out into the sun with his shirt off and was sparkling and looking deliciously hot. Is this even the same person?
I’m not into guys who look like something you’d trip over lying in the gutter soaked in booze and urine. But no judgement if some of yall apparently are.