Quickie: Ben Pamies

Being Ben Pamies can’t be easy. With that absurdly large package, do you think anyone looks him in the eyes when talking to him? Even fellow straight guys (sorry boys, he’s married) must stare at his junk in the locker room. Granted, we assume he doesn’t spend the majority of his time prancing around half-naked in tiny briefs, but he definitely isn’t shy about showing off his body!

Word on the street is that his butt makes an appearance on the web-series In Between Men. Most likely, this is the closest he’ll ever come to doing gay-for-pay porn, so we might as well milk it for all it’s worth. There’s a really inappropriate joke related to milking things that we could make right now, but we’re trying our damn hardest to resist…

– Dewitt

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