Playboy Makes Boys… Gay!?

Did you guys know that porn will make you GAY!? It doesn't even matter if it's gay or straight porn, it all makes you super gay!

Well that's one theory being put forth by a Senator's chief of staff at the Values Voter Summit this weekend. Michael Schwartz offers this gem from an ex-gay friend:

"He said ‘All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.' Now, think about that. And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants!"

I don't even think an 11-year-old would buy that crock! Is he saying porn makes you want yourself? Nothing wrong with a little self-loving but this guy obviously doesn't have much experience with porn.

Let's call it the idiotic quote of the day.

– Andy

3 thoughts on “Playboy Makes Boys… Gay!?

  1. I’m sorry, but BS like this really frosts me!!!
    How do blantant liars and f*ck*ng idiots get into positions of power and be allowed to spill stupid crap like this…I’m fairly certain that at this point in my life if I were lucky enough to be sitting in the same room and hear someone say something this ignorant, I’d be out of my seat and telling them that there were full of sh*t.
    The worst part of this is some amount of the people who hear this garbage are about as ignorant as he is and will buy into his theory…jeez.
    On a lighter note, most of us were told as young teenagers that masterbation would make us go blind…well I see a lot of guys around wearing glasses…obviously that didn’t work so well either…LOL!

  2. Honestly Gary, I wouldn’t let this bother you at all. Even the most simple minded conservative has to realize how lame this is and for those that buy into it it only lowers them further on the scale of intelligence. This is so laughable that it only helps to sink the conservative movement to a new low level. I wonder at what point will we start hearing the big sucking sound as the conservative republican movement drops totally out of sight? They are basically finished. Only the fringe survives. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Well, porn turned me gay. It was the Spice Channel, so they kept hiding the penis, so whenever I caught a glimpse I couldn’t help but be intrigued….

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