Starring Tex Davidson and Davey Anthony.

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Scene 1:

Davey Anthony is running around with no shirt on and slips 20 feet down some sand and gravel and that somehow hurts his ankle so he calls a paramedic. Like through a paramedic agency or something. He doesn’t seem to have dialed 911 and no ambulance is on the way.

 

Scene 2:

Tex Davidson is not a very good paramedic and keeps telling his dog it’s his day off. He grudgingly agrees to go help an injured person which is his literal actual job.

 

Scene 3:

Tex Davidson arrives in his own personal car with some kind of medical backback and decides Davey’s ankle can only be diagnosed “back at my place” where he can “take a look at it.” If you run this through the English-to-porno translator, it becomes “back in my bed” and “put my very very thick penis inside of you for a few hours while I ignore the whole part about you being hurt.” At no point does Davey become concerned that this isn’t what paramedics are supposed to do, or that this won’t treat his injury.

 

Scene 4:

Tex puts his very very thick penis inside of Davey Anthony for a few hours while ignoring the part about him being hurt.

The ankle isn’t mentioned again.

Curtain.

 

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You can watch all of the very questionable paramedic-ing here.

– tyler