Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel even weirder in the pants. Stop it, dick! I refuse to let you be aroused by this.
Russell’s ex-wife just released a music video. I didn’t watch a single second of it, but I’ve included it after the jump to justify this post’s existence. Maybe you’ll enjoy that more than this terrible, disgusting image that gave me a shameful yet pleasurable erection.
Click through to watch Katy Perry’s post-divorce whatever: