Now I'm a fan of some country music, but I have a tendency to pay more attention to country boys. I simply can't resist the accent, the charm and the "southern hospitality". I realize this is an idealistic fetishization of men who reside below the Mason-Dickson line. I don't mean to offend anyone with these generalizations, but I simply can't deny it--the moment you tell me you're from the south, it automatically makes you ten times hotter.
Here's the thing. I've heard of Lady Anytebellum before. Perhaps I've even heard a few of their songs. But how did no one tell me that group members Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood are so absurdly attractive? I seriously want to be sandwiched between these guys. Haywood would obviously be on bottom, because of that baby-face and long hair that's just made for pulling. Kelley can put himself wherever he wants, just as long as he puts his beard in my ass cheeks. Just sayin'.
Wait, wasn't this post supposed to be about music? Lady Antebellum has a single out called "Need You Now", and it's actually starting to become a mainstream hit. This past week, it even made the Billboard Top Ten! After a few listens, I definitely think it deserves to be there, and it might just make its way onto "other" charts.
- Dewitt
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