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Aural Only: Lady Antebellum

Now I'm a fan of some country music, but I have a tendency to pay more attention to country boys. I simply can't resist the accent, the charm and the "southern hospitality". I realize this is an idealistic fetishization of men who reside below the Mason-Dickson line. I don't mean to offend anyone with these generalizations, but I simply can't deny it--the moment you tell me you're from the south, it automatically makes you ten times hotter.

Here's the thing. I've heard of Lady Anytebellum before. Perhaps I've even heard a few of their songs. But how did no one tell me that group members Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood are so absurdly attractive? I seriously want to be sandwiched between these guys. Haywood would obviously be on bottom, because of that baby-face and long hair that's just made for pulling. Kelley can put himself wherever he wants, just as long as he puts his beard in my ass cheeks. Just sayin'.

Wait, wasn't this post supposed to be about music? Lady Antebellum has a single out called "Need You Now", and it's actually starting to become a mainstream hit. This past week, it even made the Billboard Top Ten! After a few listens, I definitely think it deserves to be there, and it might just make its way onto "other" charts.

- Dewitt

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Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card

On last Saturday's Weekly Top Ten, one of our Wild Card selections peaked at second place. Unfortunately, Ms. Florence Welch is now resting in the seventh spot, but there's still time to vote. Oh, and did I mention that our winner from two weeks ago, Aqua, has a chance at taking fourth place? It's starting to look like this whole Wild Card thing is working out every now and then...

This week's round includes new music by Shakira, Solange Knowles, Alicia Keys and Allison Iraheta. If you don't like any of these tunes, feel free to suggest your favorite song for next week's edition. We'd love to hear what you've been listening to recently!

- Dewitt

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So What Do You Think Of This Lambert Vs. Out Feud?

For the past couple of days, there's been some major drama between openly gay American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and OUT magazine. I'll try to get you up to speed, but I apologize if I don't cover everything. It all started when the magazine's editor-in-chief Aaron Hicklin penned an open letter to the pop star. 

Hicklin revealed that Lambert's handlers only agreed to let him pose on the cover if it was a group shot, preferably with someone straight. They were also urged to not make him look "too gay" on the cover, which is funny considering that his album cover is one unicorn away from being the gayest thing on the planet. Oh, and did I mention that they were asked to steer the interview away from "gay-gay" questions, particularly items of a political nature?

In true celebrity fashion, Mr. Lambert responded to all the drama via Twitter. This is what he had to say in his open letter: "Dear Aaron, it's def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine. Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publication's agenda onto my career." Meow!

So whose side are you rooting for? Perhaps they should settle this in an epic, naked cage match. Even though I don't really care about seeing Adam in the buff, Aaron Hicklin is a total salt & pepper fox!

- Dewitt

On The Download: Annie, Timbaland & More!

For the past two weeks, we've been bringing you some awesome free music in our newest feature On The Download. There are so many promotional remixes and tracks out there these days, that it'd be a shame if we didn't share a few of our favorites. Feel free to make suggestions for our next edition!

This week, we have remixes of Annie, Ellie Goulding, Timbaland and an original track by The Bravery. If any of these jams get you dancing in your underwear, we highly recommend making a video of your hot moves. We also recommend sending it to us.

- Dewitt

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Sad Eyes Is The New Bad Romance

Okay, so Enrique Iglesias' video for his 2000 single "Sad Eyes" isn't anywhere near as genius as Lady Gaga's musical masterpiece, but it does involve several steamy shots of the sexy Latino singer. And who really needs more than that? The David LaChapelle directed piece includes implied masturbation, implied oral sex and implied pole-dancing on a penis. And I ask again--who really needs more than that?

This video was apparently banned, and I couldn't imagine why! There's nothing wrong with a little sexuality every now and then, especially when it involves Enrique Iglesias naked and writhing in a bathtub. Seriously!

- Dewitt

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Album Review: Don't Stop by Annie

Originally slated for an April 2008 release, Norwegian pop-singer Annie's sophomore album Don't Stop has finally made its way to the states. But was it worth the wait? Considering that the majority of the album's tracks leaked over a year ago, the answer is still "yes". If you were a fan of Annie's 2004 album Anniemal, you'll cream your pants over Don't Stop. It's just as good, if not better.

Since there are so few to count, let's start with the negatives, particularly the exclusion of excellent singles like "I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me", "Two of Hearts" and "Anthonio". Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we've pretty much covered all of the album's negatives.

Just like Annie's debut, Don't Stop is the type of album you can turn on at a party and leave on through its entirety. Yes, there are some slow jams like "When The Night" and "Take You Home" in the mix, but they're perfect for awkward '80s inspired slow dances. When Annie delivers jams, she brings them in such an irresistible way that you can't help moving. So what are you waiting for? Make the first move and buy this damn album.

- Dewitt

Video Phone Music Video Is Predictably A Hot Mess

You know how sometimes sixty-nining just doesn't work out? Even if you're with a hot guy and he sucks cock like a pro, there are times when your mutual-pleasure endeavors are less than magical. It seemed like a good idea, right? That's kind of how I feel about the music video for "Video Phone".

As proven by their two collaborations, pairing Beyonce and Lady Gaga together is like putting together two extremely dominant power tops. They're not really sure what to do with one another, and whether or not they're consciously doing it... they wrestle for our attention, trying to prove that they're more fabulous than the other party.

When I say that this video is a "hot mess", I almost mean that as a compliment. It's ambitious on an aesthetic level, continuing Beyonce's trend of music video simplicity while adding a dash of fantasy and color. In the end, it's kind of just a weirdo fashion show set to a mediocre song. Yeah, I said it.

Now let's address two other points. What the fuck is up with Beyonce trying to channel Betty Paige? I had to do a double-take, because I was wondering who this random-ass white girl was in their video. Speaking of random-ass white girls, how ridiculous does Lady Gaga look in this? I love this bitch, but she looks like her own crackhead drag-queen impersonator. And surprisingly, it's actually an amazing look for her.

- Dewitt

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Rick Springfield Is Sixty And Sexy

A few days ago, the name "Rick Springfield" would only invoke memories of his 1981 hit "Jessie's Girl". He's done some acting since then, as Dr. Noah Drake on General Hospital and Mick Barrett on High Tide, but I've never seen any of that shit. To me, this man was associated with but one simple question--"Where can I find a woman like that?"

Thanks to Showtime series Californication, my memories of Rick Springfield won't ever be the same. The actor and musician starred as himself in a recent episode, and one of the scenes showed him and Evan Handler spit-roasting a stripper. Obviously, he was pretty naked for this.

Can I just point out one thing about this? Mr. Springfield just turned sixty years-old this year, and he's still looking sexy as fuck. Seriously! I will be an incredibly happy man if I have a body like that around his age. 

- Dewitt

Photo credit: superherofan.net

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Aural Only: David Guetta & Estelle

Despite my newfound respect for Lady Gaga, I still stand by the fact that David Guetta and Kelly Rowland's "When Love Takes Over" was the 2009 Song of Summer. Listening to that song immediately brings back memories of sweaty bodies, playin' outdoors and raucous pool parties.

It's been a while since we heard another single from Mr. Guetta, but now he's back with his album's title-track "One Love". The song features "American Boy" singer Estelle, and she's looking particularly stunning in the music video. I could definitely see this heating up the clubs this winter!

- Dewitt

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Weekly Top Ten: Robbie Got It Back

Since taking the number one spot, Robbie Williams has thrust himself in and out of the glorious top position. This has not only allowed me to write posts with tons of innuendo, but it's also proven that the British hottie has excellent stamina and staying power. But what will happen when his other single is thrown into the mix? Are you prepared to be double-teamed by this atrociously attractive man?

Before you get too excited by that prospect, I have to deliver a bit of bad news. Four songs didn't survive the voyage to this week, including some big names. You'll have to say goodbye to Shakira, Adam Lambert, Rihanna and Dragonette. Thankfully, you'll be able to say "hello again" to two of them.

If you're new to the Weekly Top Ten, you'll have to pass a test before we tell you the rules. It involves doing a head-stand while simultaneously being pleasured orally, but I guess we could just skip that part and get right to the guidelines. Each week you'll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three moving to the next week. From those results, we'll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we saved and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week's charts.

So how do you get your favorite song on the list? Well, I don't want to scare you away, but it might involve handcuffs. Or you could just suggest it in the comments We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and if it makes us jizz our drawers... you might see it here next week!

- Dewitt

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