Every now and then, an R&B song comes along that taps into my nether regions and makes me gyrate uncontrollably. It doesn’t matter where I am. It doesn’t matter what I’m doing. My hips will start swaying left, right, forward and back, whether I’m driving in my car, cooking in my kitchen or (in this particular case) writing a post from my cubicle.
Miguel‘s “Adorn” is one of those songs. I’m not sure if I’d ever have sex whilst listening to it (sex music weirds me out!), but I’d sure as hell do a faux-masturbational interpretative dance if it ever came on the radio. Air humping! There’d be plenty of air humping.
Also? I would have lots of sex with Miguel, solely based on hearing this a few times. He could look like this, and I’d still let him stick it in. Thankfully, he does not look like that. He looks like the man you see above. In fact, the man above is him. I would have sex with that man. Lots of it.
Click through to listen to “Adorn” and proceed to drop your manties: