James Franco’s Hotter Brother Has A Dirty Mind

Are you aware that James Franco has an incredibly attractive younger brother, Dave Franco? We only discovered his existence a few weeks ago, when he appeared alongside Emma Roberts in a music video for Cults“Go Outside”. There’s a pretty good chance we’ve seen him before (he was also in Superbad), but we didn’t realize back then that he has a super-famous sibling.

Also, we should mention that his latest video project involves the following quote: “I wanna strip you down butt-ass naked and literally cover every inch of your body with my tongue… When your back is arched, you’re clawing at my chest, panting in my ear just fucking begging for it. And then I enter you, and we both cum instantaneously, in unison. And it’s fucking epic”.

If you just got a boner from reading those sentences, then you might not want to watch this video past the forty-second mark. It’s actually a comedic competition between Franco and actor Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and the scenario gets extremely awkward faster than you can say “I fucking love that song”. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

– Dewitt

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536 thoughts on “James Franco’s Hotter Brother Has A Dirty Mind

  1. You must have missed the last season of Scrubs (the one with the new cast). He played a lovable douche bag.

  2. I don’t care what anyone says…..there is something so goofy-hot about Christopher Mintz-Plasse that this whole video pretty much gave me a springy. Even all of the mental images I was getting with their comments was enough JO material for the next week. (Okay…maybe the next hour, but I’ll use it again later.)

  3. I think the message in this is that gay people are things to be laughed at. Two men being attracted to each other? Hilarious. Time to be critical thinkers, manhunt.

  4. Why was the clip banned??? Are we so immature that we cannot understand what these things are about. Manhunt, don’t put them up if they are only to be banned. Geeeees

  5. This was a Funny or Die video…To funny…I’d love to have me a big ole tasty Franco sandwich…both of them are hott and sexxxy.

  6. The link has been pulled from You Tube. You can see it by going directly to funnyordie.com . That was so funny. I totally want to do Dave Franco.

  7. Oh thank you! I thought I was the only one dreaming of this kid. A sandwich with me in the middle and two Franco brothers is enough to get me off without touching myself. Dave is so fucking hot!

  8. To Mark, they’re not laughing at gays, just first of all, the absurdity of what they’re saying to each other, and second of all, the fact that neither of them are gay. It’d just be like watching a flamboyant gay man talk dirty to a woman. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous. Duh.

  9. This isn’t funny at all – two heterosexual men doing ‘gay stuff’ to make one another laugh is neither new nor particularly interesting.  I guess Vito Russo’s work passed them by, or they thought his outline of stereotyping was a ‘how to’ guide.

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