iPhone Wars: Battle of The Champions, A-Z

iPhone Wars all stars round

Given how long we’ve been running iPhone Wars, you’d think it would have occurred to us earlier that there should be an all-stars round. Nope! We are dumb! It never occurred to us, prior to today, that we should take a group of previous winners and place them against one another.

So without further ado, welcome to the very first Battle of The Champions! We’ve rounded up twenty-six of the hottest iPhone Wars competitors, and it’s up to you to decide who’s the hottest of them all. You know the drill by now, right? Click through, scroll through the pics, and vote for your favorite men.

– Dewitt

Click through to see all twenty-six contestants and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT(S) B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:

CONTESTANT E:

CONTESTANT F:

CONTESTANT G:

CONTESTANT H:

CONTESTANT I:

CONTESTANT J:

CONTESTANT K:

CONTESTANT L:

CONTESTANT M:

CONTESTANT N:

CONTESTANT O:

CONTESTANT P:

CONTESTANT Q:

CONTESTANT R:

CONTESTANT S:

CONTESTANT T:

CONTESTANT U:

CONTESTANT V:

CONTESTANT W:

CONTESTANT X:

CONTESTANT Y:

CONTESTANT Z:

Andrew Jakk


46 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Champions, A-Z

  1. Honestly, this is impossible. And in a good way. Such a staggering array of incredible looking men.

    I haven’t even voted yet. “A” took my breath away and stills does, but so then did several others. All of them are captivating, every single one.

  2. Honestly, this is impossible. And in a good way. Such a staggering array of incredible looking men.

    I haven’t even voted yet. “A” took my breath away and stills does, but so then did several others. All of them are captivating, every single one.

  3. Honestly, this is impossible. And in a good way. Such a staggering array of incredible looking men.

    I haven’t even voted yet. “A” took my breath away and stills does, but so then did several others. All of them are captivating, every single one.

  4. Honestly, this is impossible. And in a good way. Such a staggering array of incredible looking men.

    I haven’t even voted yet. “A” took my breath away and stills does, but so then did several others. All of them are captivating, every single one.

  5. This is hilariously typical.Why do you even have to choose? They are all slightly different versions of the same Ken doll. No wonder gay people all hate their bodies, feel insecure about their dick size, and put white dudes on a pedestal. Also, letter Q is dressing like a member from an ethnic group! That’s called racism! Gah!

  6. I agree with all of the above, Mark. I ended up voting for D because he seemed the least full of himself while also being handsome without showing all the goods up front. The face is the most important thing for me, and a little mystery is always a good thing.

  7. It IS interesting how a lot of the winners seem to tend towards a set type. Muscular, scruffy, white, late 20s/early 30s. I wonder if that is representative of the gay community as a whole, or if manhuntdaily has a particular demographic that participates in these things (both the contenders and voters)?

    Also, interesting to not the apparent viewing order bias towards Contestants A and Z

  8. a lot? they are essentially ALL white! (the maybe 2 token Latinos are light-skinned), and I would argue the vast majority are under 30… yeah, this poll speaks volumes!

  9. a lot? they are essentially ALL white! (the maybe 2 token Latinos are light-skinned), and I would argue the vast majority are under 30… yeah, this poll speaks volumes!

  10. Voted for I, but K was a close second. Of course, I’d love to hook up with C just for the chance to steal that Kermit phone. (Yeah, like I wouldn’t be willing to hook up with anyone in this lineup.)

  11. How the hell is it racist?
    He’s wearing a feather on his head? I’m assuming Peter Pan was racist too then. I think your image of what racism is is slightly skewed.

  12. does anyone else think there are too many choices? its hard to focus on 26 guys, but the time you get to the end, you need to go back and looks at the first ones again. could we try to limit these to like 5 or 6 guys in the future? i feel like the list gets longer every time

  13. I will have to get back to you on this one, my hands are sticking to the
    keyboard of my laptop, after “learning” the alphabet!

  14. Ditto – this is almost word for word what I was going to say – “A” -holy shit! then it just keeps going. Best Post Ever.

  15. If this were a straight contest with women they would be all fit, thin, untamed long hair, shaved pussies, in their early twenties, and mostly white. Just sayin’ – It’s a guy thing not a gay thing.

  16. Holy fuck! What a great idea! (wink) Anyway…that is a hella-load of hotness. Any choice is a good one but “O” is just fucking adorable. It’s really a pity that “T” didn’t show his face because with a body like that, it’s probably just as beautiful and I think you need to show the WHOLE package here to win this one. That was quite the wonderful stroll down memory lane. Thanks D.

  17. It’s an American racial thing. Mainly in America you see such a strong “preference”(hah!) towards white or very very light skinned people since it’s contantly bombarded to us that that’s what is beuatiful. These guys were all voted as winners of their various iPWars challenges and it’s no surprise that they all are variations on the same theme of muscular young and white/ light skinned. They were all voted as the best of their groups in each previous round and not one of them is dark or has features that aren’t distinctly Caucasian. Gotta love the racial bias shown.

  18. It’s an American racial thing. Mainly in America you see such a strong “preference”(hah!) towards white or very very light skinned people since it’s contantly bombarded to us that that’s what is beuatiful. These guys were all voted as winners of their various iPWars challenges and it’s no surprise that they all are variations on the same theme of muscular young and white/ light skinned. They were all voted as the best of their groups in each previous round and not one of them is dark or has features that aren’t distinctly Caucasian. Gotta love the racial bias shown.

  19. Peter Pan, the movie, is heavily regarded as being racist. There’s literature on it. I have an Indigenous Studies and an Education degree; I know what I’m talking about. Even if I didn’t, it’s easy to see how that stuff is racist,even if it’s unintentional.

  20. manhunt daily has a particular demographic, that makes itself heard quite clearly, loudly, and consistently.

    incidentally, the regular manhunt site isn’t really worth using if you’re a mere average joe who is not paying a subscription fee.
    we persons of colour (in the not-united states), in majority, tend to not want to “waste” our money for something that’s not even guaranteed to have a consistent positive return; i suppose this has an influence on determining who’s “loyal” to manhunt, and will thus want to make themselves apparent in this blog site.

    it seems to be reflected thus, by the type who’s always winning.

    if dewitt and j. harvey were to have an “all persons of colour month” at manhunt daily, i assert that, first off, the number of people who’d go voting would be immediately cut by by at least 60%; for the rest who would care to place a ballot, they will elect the light-skinned guys for winning at least 98% of the time, if that option to vote as such is available.

    incidentally, a person’s who’s really inclined to dig into the readership’s minds could go and analyze the results of this particular poll — looking at the features of each “participant” (when available) to determine how this corresponds to the way those guys were ranked as they had been.
    all sorts of statistics may potentially be gathered.

    how many blonds.
    how many are smooth.
    how many aren’t muscular/built.
    how many have don’t have “strongly eurocentric” features.
    how many may be perceived as older than 30, in looks.

    hell.

    i invite dewitt and j. harvey thus to compile a Champions of The Year contest: 10 “ultimate winners”, wheedled down from the past 12 x 10 strongest winners of a given month.

    in the name of science, i wouldn’t mind seeing racism in full effect.

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