iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants (Part V)

Though I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong in a matter of seconds, this feels like the most evenly-matched round of iPhone Wars in months. Not being a size queen, Contestant A is my personal favorite, with his meaty legs, beautiful cock and overall DILF appeal. The rest of the contenders are young and hung, so, uh, yeah… They have that going on for them.

Contestant B or D are the obvious choices for the win. I’m going to guess that the latter will reign as this week’s champion, but I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong about that too.

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




40 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants (Part V)

  1. Guy “C” was my favorite schlong…if he finds himself in or around Philly, I hope he finds me on manhunt.net first teehee.  That’s BearBottom1982 on manhunt.net if you’re reading this Contestant C hahaha.

  2. Too bad it’s not their asses then I’d have an opinion.  Based on builds, I’d say in my imaginary ass contest, A or B would get my vote.  But dicks are NOT my thing.  I’d give this to B anyways.

  3. All great looking guys! But, definitely liking the manliness of A. He’s definitely my type. A little bit of scruff… muscular through that t-shirt. 😀 A nice hat to go along with it. 

  4. Contestant A had me at his thighs.
    Contestant B had me at his eyes.
    Contestant C had me at his size.  
    Contestant D’s cum gutters took the prize!!!!!  

  5. one of the most difficult decisions on this iPhone wars feature ever for me … i want ’em all but i voted for A mostly because i thought he’d be the one i’d have a better (albeit slight) chance with.

  6. me too – there must be at least 3 feet of cock in those 4 pics – my throat would get an awesome stretch-out !!

  7. Give me a more mature man anyday over someone young and hung…sorry…but to me, someone who has a big dick is usually a big dick in real life and has no time for anyone else in their life…lol So, A get’s my vote:-)

  8. D looks like a tool.  C is hidden behind his phone, and B looks bored and too boyish.  Contestant A wins in my book.  He’s not even hard, so who knows?  He might be a grower.  😉

  9. A. Even when the pants are down, I’m all about face (oh, okay, I’ve had my heads turned by a nice ass in workout shorts with the guy version of Visible Panty Line [you know who you are]),  and C looks like he COULD have a cute one, but A definitely has a hot one. B and D look like, between the two of them, they have three brain cells, that are fighting.

  10. Definitely going with the first one (A)…the only MAN in the group…love the salt-n-pepper bear and muscle-bear physique…would lick him from head to toe in a heartbeat! Woof!

  11. my first choice would be D, he’s just hot… then A then B then C.  But if it really comes down to it, well… i’m not gonna kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.

    (doingit4me)

  12. voted for A, all that’s missing from the photo is me on my knees sucking his cock ;D

    as for B,C,D- yes they are nice, but not into younger guys, even though D’s abs
    and cum gutters would be fun to explore with my tongue

  13. It was a choice between C and D for me. But the dog on the bed behind C broke the tie for me. Love a dog guy.

  14. D is too Jersey Shore for me… trying too hard to look cool. yeech.  B is cute, but too young, and never hide the head of your cock with your hand… let us look at it ALL, B. C’s cock is impressive, but the stupid facial expression and the hat are turn-offs… A gets my vote.

  15. How did you even see the dog???

    I didn’t notice until i read your comment…

    (singletetwink23)

  16. I adore (and chuckle at) how we men love to take pictures of ourselves. Hot contestant #1 is in a changing room. Yep, that calls for a photo op for sure…and it worked well for him. Dude is hot…but B won it for me (and the big dick didn’t hurt at all).

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