I’m Conflicted.

Don’t worry! This isn’t a Bi The Way post about how I’d consider switching teams for Kim Kardashian. Because I wouldn’t. Look, I love asses as much as the next man, and there are some chicks I’d consider doing… But I basically just turtled at the thought of sticking it in a Kardashian*.

Rob Kardashian is the exception. He could, as the kids say, “get it”. Then again, I guess there’s the whole “he has a penis” thing that appeals to me, so that doesn’t really count.

Wait, where was I going with this post? Oh yeah! Kim Kardashian raised $50,000 for The Trevor Project, and I’m not sure if that means I have to stop thinking she’s useless. While it wasn’t technically her “hard earned” money, she still did something for a good cause, right? Debate amongst yourselves!

There should be no question where J. Harvey stands on this issue. He stated, via IM: “She could give 10 million, and I would still loathe that cunt.”

– Dewitt

* Sticking It In A Kardashian: A new series, coming to E! television this fall!

Click through for some completely unnecessary naked pictures of Kim Kardashian:

1,220 thoughts on “I’m Conflicted.

  1. I just hate this fucking vapid whore. I could respect it if it just announced “look, I’m a media hungry whore bag, and I want to remain relevant even though I have no legitimate reason for being so.” That might make it okay. …but I doubt it.

  2. How much did her “wedding” cost?
    $50,000 ain’t shit…
    Please let her sink back into the obscurity from which she crawled, ass first.

  3. haha she is hot, even though she is a vapid attention seeking whore that probs passes around sti’s like lollipops to small children on halloween

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