Hot or Not: Speedos

Confession time! Although I’d be wildly uncomfortable wearing one myself, the sight of another guy in a speedo makes me ridiculously horny. There are very few exceptions to this rule. In fact, given the way my dick is wired, an otherwise unattractive person might become more attractive whilst wearing a pair of tiny lycra swim trunks.

I’m well aware this defies the standard logic that a “hot guy can pull anything off”, and it’s not exactly clear why I have this particular fetish… But I’m owning up to it, whether you feel the same way or not. Speedos are sort of my thing! In my opinion, you don’t have to be a muscular adonis to look sexy in one. You just have to wear it with confidence.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with Trenton Ducati cock and the other six Trunks films. My intent is to jerk off to every scene, though I imagine that I won’t make it through the first movie without busting all over myself.

– Dewitt

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82 thoughts on “Hot or Not: Speedos”

  1. Some guys can pull it off some can not but not fond of not being able to hide a hard on in a public environment! Even when I had the body to wear these after the army I still never did got too many hard-on’s too easily looking @ guys by the pool or on the beach.
    Hell spent too much time in the showers in the Army to avoid letting guys see that. 

  4. I love speedos, first thing in look for on the beach.
    Any age in them look hot, young guys, hot old guys, love foreplaying in them too.
    They’re making a comeback, love it
     

  5. Absolutely hot, if you’ve got the body to wear them. Overweight senior citizens with Dunlop’s disease (their gut dun lopped over) on Florida or Rio beaches? Call the Fashion Police and haul them away!

  6. Totally hot on fit boys like that.. totally NOT on a fat tourist on the beach.. sorry, but true!

  7. I’m with you.  SOMEtimes they look hot, but board shorts are MUCH hotter.

  8. I love speedos. Some guys can’t rock them well, but if you can, it’s great. If nothing else, it makes for an amusing conversation piece. 

  13. Probably the hottest piece of clothing ever invented for a gay man to wear. I love them and I wear them extremely well. Nothing like seeing a man who has a bod wearing one. Now I must draw the line at the messes who insist on wearing a hammock while trying to hold the 8 pound beer belly in place. Sorry not attractive to me but the speedo is my garment of choice each and every beach day.

  14. Speedos are HOT! Period. They can make anyone feel sexy, and if wearing the right one you can look fit and pull it off with confidence! For the beach it’s a must.I personally aint a muscle adonis, but I get plenty of good looks when I wear one of my collection (have a obsession with speedos XD ) and my husband has a killer body and he looks AMAZING in them also! A must have for any and every gay man I reckon. Speedos=WIN!

  16. Speedos are hot hot hot!! I love looking for men wearing speedos at the beach, no matter the body because those men are confident!! I’m a fatty and I love sunning at the beach in a speedo, when I walk around I wear shorts but, I do love the speedo tan line or thong tan line, very very very sexy!!

  17. only if you’re hot.  however, i’m applying the word hot loosly.  if you have less than 20 percent bodyfat (twice the “fit” amount) then it looks hot.  but they guys who weigh 300 pounds still look just as bad in these as they do in anything else.  i’m 220 lbs, and i think that even i am too big to be wearing these.  but the 180 pound guy who just has a little tummy fat: speedos are still totally hot on him.

  18. Speedos are the most amazingly hot thing ever invented! Travelling to other countries such as Mexico or Brazil or Australia is worth it just to see the boys natural and relaxed in their speedos. WAY hotter than a nude beach. And playing in speedos also is super hot. Please mean it when you say they’re making a come back. lol

  19. I was a competitive swimmer in high school and all of us guys wore Speedo suits. I thought was hot and thought the same of all of my male team mates with our authentic swimmer bodies. I never got hard looking at them in their suits or even when we were in the shower together. However, these days a fit fellow in a Speedo is a turn-on for me. And, if they don’t have a hardon, I can help them get it up. All they have to do is ask.

  20. being i lived in Sydney Australia for 3 years most of the aussies str8 or gay wore  speedos the str8 dads would walk up to gay part of beach as if to check out the competition and yes boners sometimes were on veiw aussies seem more laid back and ok with wearing speedos

  21. have worn speedos in the past, even though my bod is not buff
    don’t really care what other guys think (and no I don’t suffer from Dunlaps disease!)

    I think it so fuckin hot for a dark haired/hairy chested guy wearing a speedo, and for
    the pubes to just be peaking over the waistband… boing-boing!

    of course now, my beach of choice here in San Diego is Black’s, where a speedo
    is considered unneccessary… love the freedom of being naked at the beach,
    everyone should try it once   ;D

  22. why would you want all that extra board short fabric slowing you down when you’re swimming? and those bad, bad tan lines from board shorts…eeeewww! be a man, wear speedos!

  23. like Peril, i never understood board shorts. they are ugly, and look plain stupid and slovenly on most guys.  i don’t get to the beach very often, but it’s a speedo or nothing for me. (i do tan in a speedo/aussiebum, because i’m one of the few who likes distinct, and very tiny  tan lines.)

  24. get rid of the boardshorts  (boring shorts)…..who can swim with all that cloth dragging you down??? stupid idea!!!  YEAH for speedos!!!!!

  25.  What’s not to like about Speedos? I think that the general American disdain for them stems from two things. The main objection is that they look “gay,” so straight guys don’t want to be caught dead in them. (Most of these people never traveled to other countries, where Speedos are standard beach attire.) The second problem is the obesity epidemic in the United States, even among youth. Let’s face it, Speedos just don’t look as hot on an overweight guy as on a trim one.

  26. I intend on doing Tough Mudder in a baby blue speedo and flip-flops. My biggest issue with this is trying to hide a boner…

  27. I’d like to know why Americans have such a problem with speedo’s. Girls wear tiny bikinis that actually shows all through the fabric but you guys wear loose board shorts. It seems like its a mental block or cultural thing – being european I just cant understand the logic…

  29. In Australia speedos or Budgie smugglers as we call  them are the norm

    I like them as they give u a nice view of a guys equipment

  30. Nothing nicer than a fantastic ass in a tight speedo.  The rest has to work, too – package, tummy, posture, etc.  But a speedo just makes a beautiful butt say Come and Get Me! 

  32. 100% yes to speedos…sexiest swimwear ever
    (especially the way the Aussie lifeguards wear them…)

  33. On the right guy, totally!!
    Some guys…no.
    I feel as though South American dudes know how to wear them best?
    Is that weird to say?

  34. speedos = divers(no longer the distance swimmers) board shorts= every one else (except those who need to stay off the beach cause they have a sight problem- mine)

  36. HOT for speedos.  But not the really tight ones.  I like to see some junk moving around

  37. Speedos are hot.  I wear them under board shorts.  Tanning and laps.  Sexy too.

  38. I’m relatively fit, but I’d feel self conscious walking around in one. Maybe I should get over that fear this summer, hmm..

  39. I’m kind of a “case by case” basis. I’m not into or opposed to speedos. If I see a guy wearing one and he’s hot in it, then I’m into it. If he’s not, then I’m into getting it off of him to see if he’s hotter without it. The outfit does not make or break the mans sexiness.

  40. Speedos. On a well built or defined  body, you can strut your maculinity as much as you want, ALL males will turn around and check what their competition’s like.

    Slim and untrained boys like me or much heavier set males… I’d suggest waiting until your body is built otherwise. Until then, the surfer shorts are a good recommendation. However, the most important thing to remember is being sure about themselves. Nothing is more sexy than a self assured man.

  42. Those “supersuits” thatthe swimmers wear at the olympics were the worst mistake ever !
    Make those men go back to the speedo’s ( like the divers )

  43. There is safety in numbers…if more guys in good shape wore them, then you don’t feel singled out for wearing them too.  I like the look, who hasn’t seen legs before?  I like people to look at my butt cheeks, and nice bulge in the front.  It is right there like a woman’s tits, not going to go away, might as well make it look attractive.

  44. I actually just put on my Facebook page that I am stripping down to aussiebums and gonna show off while I tan at the park! I’m gonna report back to everyone later! www.facebook.com/toptobottombook

  57. Olympics should go back to Speedos. Can you imagine the fire that would have put under Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. By the way, I don’t think Ryan and Michael are Homo’s. Bi at the most

  58. Olympics should go back to Speedos. Can you imagine the fire that would have put under Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. By the way, I don’t think Ryan and Michael are Homo’s. Bi at the most

  59. Olympics should go back to Speedos. Can you imagine the fire that would have put under Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. By the way, I don’t think Ryan and Michael are Homo’s. Bi at the most

  60. Olympics should go back to Speedos. Can you imagine the fire that would have put under Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. By the way, I don’t think Ryan and Michael are Homo’s. Bi at the most

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