You’ve got a Manhunt profile, right? If not, get your ass over there and create one (you know Manhunt has 1-to-1 video now, right?)! First rule of creating your Manhunt profile? You GOTTA have a pic! Otherwise, who’s going to want to uh, “meet” you? If you’re torn as to what to post, don’t panic. Manhunt has created this handy video so you know what NOT to do. DON’T BE THAT GUY.
1. THE GUY WITH THE OUTDATED PHOTO
Honesty is ALWAYS the ONLY policy. Especially when it comes to online, uh, “dating.” There’s nothing worse than making the effort to meet up with a dude you got to know online, and discovering he’s not exactly the age he gave you. Especially if he’s, say, very obviously ten years older than the profile pic he’s using. Recent pics of you on your Manhunt profile tend to increase your chances! And they also prove that you’re not a filthy liar.
2. THE HEADLESS TORSO
First off, only your face is going to show up on the Manhunt app – body pics don’t make the grid. Secondly, no one should ever be reduced to a pair of nipples and whatever they’ve got going on for abs. Or a belly. Or cum gutters. Or that unfortunate navel tattoo. SHOW YOUR FACE.
3. THE GUY WITH NO PICS
Wait, what? You have no pic? Let me break it down for you. Personally? When I see a profile with no pic? I keep scrolling. And so does everyone else. There is no excuse for you not to have a profile pic in the Year of Our Lord, 2017. You can probably find a camera on the ground at this point. Go to an Apple store, use a laptop to take a pic, and e-mail it to yourself. Anything is possible, and you need a pic on your profile if you want to get laid…er, I mean, “met for coffee.”