This is why people bust their asses and risk their egos to become famous singers. Because no matter how beaned out you are on pills, no matter how many times the bobbies have picked you up in a public men’s room with your dick out, no matter how many times you’ve been high as ass on devil weed and passing out in intersections – if you’re incredibly rich, you can get the hottest cock around. Check out this one. And these are just paparazzi pics. Paparazzi cameras are the most merciless out there. This is how he actually looks out in the wild without Photoshop. Imagine that close-up.
We salute your crazy, drugged ass, George Michael. This is a true achievement.
And yeah, they’re totally smoking a bone out on the balcony. Everyone lighten up, it’s not like they’re on the pipe. Although, you never know with George…
– J. Harvey
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