ITEM – There is only one item today. THESE FUCKING PICS OF JOE “ALCIDE ON TRUE BLOOD AND BIG DICK RICHIE IN MAGIC MIKE” MANGANIELLO! How come these ran in the UK version of the mag? What do the damn Brits have that we don’t? Sure, AbFab. But seriously! Imagine if we didn’t have the internet and couldn’t steal these?!?! Cruelty.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Men’s Health UK and Sissydude
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ITEM – Justin Bieber (who we can write about now cuz’ the little dyke is legal) destroyed Norway this week during a free concert appearance in Oslo. No joke, 49 insane tween girls were trampled with 14 having to go for a ride in an ambulance. *looks at pic* Really? Check the vid. Tweens don’t play.
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ITEM – Just in case you don’t follow us on Twitter (for shame), here’s a pic of Marky Mark’s beefy ass getting a spray tan. We posted em’ over there earlier in the week. See why you should follow? Mark Wahlberg is a super-douche but he’s palatable looks-wise.
There’s another pic from that set of Marky Mark’s ass, and I basically splooged diamonds when I saw it.
It was THAT good.
Meh, Marky Mark is so passe. Also, as soon as Bieber’s balls actually drop, he’ll realize how good cock actually is.
I very nearly made actual physical contact with Joe Manganiello on the street last Saturday walking to the gym. Then, I arrived at the gym and saw Craig Horner…I proceeded to go home and masturbate furiously.
That awkward moment when you scroll down from Joe Manganiello only to find the JBIEBER after. >.<
Thank you still, J. Harvey!
Beebs isn’t worthy of carrying either of these guys’ jocks, much less being on the same page with them.
Whenever Joe is mentioned — I say that I know him, slightly, and he is so nice that you would fall in love.
You are what you eat. I need to nibble on Joe’s body.
A photo of justin after a photo of joe manganiello…….. That’s the way you kill a erection…..
I glanced at the Beebs video-still, and suddenly realized “OSLO!!”. I live a few street-car-stops away from where that vid was filmed. Oy – in many cases, Norwegians are all-too-ready to ape American ways and tastes. All the WRONG ways and tastes, in my estimation. (American expat here, married to a Norwegian man who holds these scenes in as whithering a contempt as I do).