Christina Aguilera: “Your Body”

I think you already know her name.

“All I wanna do is FUCK your body!” Christina Aguilera belts out on the uncensored version of her new single “Your Body”. However, if the song’s music video is any indication, all she really wants to do is fuck our minds. Forget the rest of your body! She just wants to unscrew your skull, velcro on her diamond-encrusted strap-on and fuck some glitter into your brain-hole.

To put it in laymen’s terms? The music video for “Your Body” is FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

Christina Aguilera has either lost her mind or caught onto the joke of her “Legendtina” persona. Whatever the case may be, I’m still recovering from what I just watched. Was it amazing? Was it terrible? Was it pure artistic genius? These are the types of questions I ask myself when I quietly lip-synch the words to “Your Body” in my cubicle, so I guess it’s appropriate the music video captures that feeling…

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the music video for “Your Body”:

22 thoughts on “Christina Aguilera: “Your Body”

  1. I kind of liked it. I think she looks fab with her curvier torso, and the guys are cute. Not too keen on the serial killer vibe, and I think a faster tempo dance re-mix will be more energetic, generic though it may be.

  2. The song sounds like a Rihanna B-side, actually it was written by Rihanna’s usual songwriters, what a surprise…
    And Christina SCREAMS the shit out of, she always sounds like she’s in pain trying to sing, it’s just awful, the poor woman is insane if she things that guttural hollering is singing.

  3. The song sounds like a Rihanna B-side, actually it was written by Rihanna’s usual songwriters, what a surprise…
    And Christina SCREAMS the shit out of, she always sounds like she’s in pain trying to sing, it’s just awful, the poor woman is insane if she things that guttural hollering is singing.

  4. The song sounds like a Rihanna B-side, actually it was written by Rihanna’s usual songwriters, what a surprise…
    And Christina SCREAMS the shit out of, she always sounds like she’s in pain trying to sing, it’s just awful, the poor woman is insane if she things that guttural hollering is singing.

  5. This is an example of when a video can make a song. When I heard the song a couple weeks ago, i was like hmmm, not bad, not good. However, after watching the video, I LOVE this song. I mean, she looks great, the guys are super hot, and the pseudo cum explosion and facial in the bathroom!!!!! You can’t get hotter or better than that!

  6. This is an example of when a video can make a song. When I heard the song a couple weeks ago, i was like hmmm, not bad, not good. However, after watching the video, I LOVE this song. I mean, she looks great, the guys are super hot, and the pseudo cum explosion and facial in the bathroom!!!!! You can’t get hotter or better than that!

  7. This is an example of when a video can make a song. When I heard the song a couple weeks ago, i was like hmmm, not bad, not good. However, after watching the video, I LOVE this song. I mean, she looks great, the guys are super hot, and the pseudo cum explosion and facial in the bathroom!!!!! You can’t get hotter or better than that!

  8. I like the song. At least in the uncensored version she’s honest and just puts it out there. She wants to fuck. That’s it. Gotta love the direct & honest approach. Don’t like the Radio Edited version though. Too many already confuse Fucking with Love.

    I also have to laugh at people who say she’s “copying” Gaga. Especially when Gaga’s whole gimmick is a rip off in itself. You can’t copy when what is supposed to be copied, isn’t original to begin with. Also let’s not forget Christina actually did this gimmick before Gaga as well. When it comes down to it though, Christina sang Beautiful. So IMO that tops anything Gaga has done or ever will do. A much more inspirational song than Born This Way in my personal opinion.

  9. I like the song. At least in the uncensored version she’s honest and just puts it out there. She wants to fuck. That’s it. Gotta love the direct & honest approach. Don’t like the Radio Edited version though. Too many already confuse Fucking with Love.

    I also have to laugh at people who say she’s “copying” Gaga. Especially when Gaga’s whole gimmick is a rip off in itself. You can’t copy when what is supposed to be copied, isn’t original to begin with. Also let’s not forget Christina actually did this gimmick before Gaga as well. When it comes down to it though, Christina sang Beautiful. So IMO that tops anything Gaga has done or ever will do. A much more inspirational song than Born This Way in my personal opinion.

  10. I agree. It felt more like she was sampling Nikki than Gaga. I thought the song was pretty good, the video was just WTF!? I don’t know if i like it or loathe it. Some parts were kinda campy & cheesy then other parts were “OMFG, did that just happen??”

  11. I agree. It felt more like she was sampling Nikki than Gaga. I thought the song was pretty good, the video was just WTF!? I don’t know if i like it or loathe it. Some parts were kinda campy & cheesy then other parts were “OMFG, did that just happen??”

  12. I agree. It felt more like she was sampling Nikki than Gaga. I thought the song was pretty good, the video was just WTF!? I don’t know if i like it or loathe it. Some parts were kinda campy & cheesy then other parts were “OMFG, did that just happen??”

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