Today's caption-worthy image takes the spirit of the Penis Pokey book to the next level. Jiminy Cricket is unfortunately blocking the view in the uncensored pic above. Click through and you'll get a glimpse of some guy sticking his cock through a picture of Disney's Pinocchio. We apologize in advance for ruining your childhood memories.
You've all been stepping up your game, so I expect some extraordinary captions for this pic! I have a few that I'd submit myself, but I'm too busy drooling over that big dick. Wish I could see the man that it's attached to…
– Dewitt
To see the uncensored pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
The more he lied the more it grew……
Fuck Geppetto, I’m get my nose pierced anyways!
I bet a real boy doesn’t have wood like this!
nice nose, lie to me pinocchio!! lie to me
“When you wish upon a star!”
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Rule 34 of Internet Porn scars yet another generation’s childhood.
Laris, i’m pretty sure rule 34 has been at scaring this generation for arguably the longest amount of time 😛
he lied about everything else so that he didn’t have to lie about how big he was
I told someone I was straight! I’ll never tell a lie, I’m sorry Geppetto.
And who said lying was a bad thing?
Yeah, baby!! Lie to me, Pinocchio, lie to me!! =)
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Lie to me, brand new season on Fox.
I told you I was a real boy…
lie to me Pinocchio, lie to me!
Is that Pinocchio, or Dumbo The Elephant ?
I’ve given up sandpaper in favor of KY!
Disneys, new scratch and sniff books, cumming out soon….
Tell a Lie, Tell a Lie,Tell a Lie, Tell a Lie,Tell a Lie, Tell a Lie,Tell a Lie, Tell a Lie,Tell a Lie, Tell a Lie!
This Pinichio never became a real boy. He stayed hard wood and lied his ass off.
“Pinnochio! You said you WERE small! You liar!”
This reminds me of the old joke: What did Raggedy Ann say when she sat on Pinnochio’s face? “Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!” 🙂
wait ’till Gepetto see’s my new nose ring!!
He looks a little cock-eyed!
Jimmy you always got more attention!
Creator: Redraw me to look to my left so that my nose looks straighter.
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Please Prince Albert, I don’t need any more holes to breath through.
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But Gepetto, Pinocchio says sadly, I also want the matching earrings.
Jiminy? So… you call this ‘buffing my wood’?
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Jiminy? So my nose will sneeze like what your peepee just did when I rub it fast?
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Jiminy Cricket! (hands on hips, tapping balls on ground)
You didn’t say I would sneeze when you rubbed my nose.
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What happened, Jiminy Cricket?
My nose just sneezed in your mouth.
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OH, Jiminy! I want you to show me how to make myself sneeze like that. Again and again and…
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Jiminy, does my nose feel THAT good there?
Then, How does THIS feel?
Look at me! I can touch my hat when I lie and lie and lie…
I luv 2 lie 😉
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Oh, my! I just love the feeling I get when I lie like a choking chicken clucks. Cluck, cluck, cluck
[This is too much fun.]
Gepetto, I need a box of kleenex for when my nose sneezes.
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Gepetto, You said I’d have wet dreams at some point
Why did it cum out of my nose?
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Gepetto, is this snot on my sheets?
Well, son. You had a wet sneeze.
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Gepetto, Jiminy showed me how to make my new nose sneeze.
Yippee! I’m going to my room to practice!
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Look Gepetto! You told me my nose would change when I was older.
I think it’s already happened.
Lie bitch lie!!
Pinocchio soon discovered that lying could give a whole new meaning to brown-nosing.
LIE TO ME
Lol @imake. Too bad that doesn’t happen to the guys online who lie about their penis size. Theirs only get smaller.
Hi. I’m a pedophile because the kids sitting at my feet are going to end up being the hot dudes I drool over in 20 years…so look at my cartoon cock and be hypnotized. TRUTH: Gays can’t ever be allowed to have kids.
Finally, Pinocchio makes the Donkey Boys stop laughing at him.
What are you laughing @ Donkey Boy?
Gives a whole new meaning to blowing your nose…..