British supertwunk Gabriel Cross has Mikey Junior helping him to pack his stuff. Whilst preparing to pack said stuff, Mikey stumbles upon a big thick dildo that obviously belongs in his butt. Gabriel stumbles upon this scene and quickly goes from amused to impressed to […]
I know a guy who works part-time as an artists’ model. He’s a total whore, and I always imagine that he does it so he can meet sex partners. He’s got a big dick (I’m not at liberty to say how I know that) and […]
Look, I inspired a tee-shirt (which I forgot to copywright…DAMN ME.) – Michael Xavier p.s. Oh, and here’s the post in question! Hell, check out all of my Gabriel Cross posts!
