16 Things I Love About Girth Brooks

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Look, I understand the bias or skepticism against gay-for-pay performers! I really do. As a general rule, it’s much more enticing to watch two guys who are, beyond doubt, loving every second of their (naked) time with one another, but we all have our tiny exceptions! We all do.

For me, that exception is Girth Brooks.

Though our dear friends at The Sword think he’s far too OBESE to be a gay porn star, my dick has flopped out of my jeans to voice his opinion: “I DISAGREE!” <— If you clicked that link, I would just like to state that my dick does not look like Chopped judge Alex Guarnaschelli… BUT I WISH IT DID.

The thing about Girth? He reminds me of a ton of straight guys I’ve blown, rimmed, fucked or been fucked by. His “flaws” make him all the more appealing to me, because 99% of those men didn’t look like polished, all-too-pretty porn stars.

In support of my lust for Girth, I have made a list of sixteen things I adore about him (most of which involve his incredibly thick cock). Because, duh, I like making lists.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Extra Big Dicks

Click through to see Girth and Daniel Leon in action:

16. His ugly + baggy boxer-briefs, that all but confirm his heterosexuality:

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15. The “a-ha” moment when his dick pops out:

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14. The way his dick looks before it’s about to go in someone’s mouth:

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13. The way his dick looks in another man’s mouth:

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12. When he grabs a cocksucker’s hair and gets aggresssive:

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11. That large, almost-creepy vein on the bottom of his shaft:

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10. His “I’m getting serviced” face:

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9. His oh-so-bitable nipples

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8. His salt-and-pepper chest chair:

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7. His oh-so-lickable armpits:

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6. His totally distracting, kind-of-tacky watch:

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5. The way he plows hole:

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4. His balls:

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3. The brilliant mushroom head on his gigantic schlong:

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2. His jizz, on a face:

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1. How verbal he’ll get with his bottom boys:

See more of Girth and Daniel at Extra Big Dicks!