We’re going to do something different for today’s edition of Unlockables. Instead of providing advice for your Manhunt profile pictures, we’re going to let you debate on the hotness of a particular pose. This week, we thought we’d begin with the “armpit lick”. Never mind […]
Tag: posing
Quickie: Andres Velencoso Segura
For those of you who don’t give a damn about Kylie Minogue, there’s a pretty good chance that you’ll care about her boyfriend. The dance diva has been dating Spanish model AndrĂ©s Velencoso Segura since July 2008, and he’s paying tribute to her in an […]
Quickie: Austin Victoria
There are men in this world who are so pretty that you want to slap them. Without a doubt, Austin Victoria falls into that category. Given that his face is far too perfect for bitch-slapping, we’ll have to think of other body parts to whack […]
Quickie: Warren Alfie Baker
When he’s not too busy looking gorgeous, Warren Alfie Baker spends his time styling various high profile clients, including True Blood and Ugly Betty star Kevin Alejandro. You may have seen Baker on the Style Network’s How Do I Look, and he even made an […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Billy Scott
We hope you can look beyond the Rider Strong circa 1995 haircut, because Billy Scott‘s packing some impressive meat between his legs. Not only is he extremely well-endowed, but he’s also got some of the most scrumptious foreskin I’ve ever seen. Seriously, I could spend […]
Quickie: Yasiel
Looking at the picture above, you may find yourself wondering how Yasiel became so dirty. Perhaps he was wrestling in mud with another scantily-clad young man. Maybe he fell into a puddle? Honestly, these possibilities are all irrelevant. There should only be one question on […]
Quickie: Christopher Cummins
Although there are so many jokes I could make about Christopher Cummins‘ name, I’m not even going to take it there. Not only would it be way too easy, but my hands are far too busy rubbing one out under my desk… Actually, my hands […]
ANTM: Karolina Kurkova
The wise poets 3LW once said that “haters are gonna hate”. With that in mind, we’re going to continue along with our weekly recaps of America’s Next Top Model. The show may not be “straight acting” enough for some of you, but we can’t always […]
Quickie: Miguel Rios
No, we’re not talking about that Miguel Rios. This one’s a twenty-nine year old model based in California, and we’d argue that he’s a lot sexier than the Spanish rock and roll star. Then again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We’re willing […]
Quickie: Italianno9
Generally, we try to avoid writing about models who don’t have actual names. When someone goes by an online alias, it’s not as easy to fantasize about shouting their name in bed. Maybe it’s just us, but “Fuck me harder, Italianno9!” doesn’t sound especially sexy. […]

