Dear Doctor QueerLove, I recently turned 26 and started feeling a massive itch to settle down and think about marriage and children. After a long stretch of drunken one nighters and having only one semi-long term relationship, I've now started seeing someone for whom I'm […]
Who Would You Rather?: Infomercial Edition
This week's "Who Would You Rather?" was recommended in our office "in honor of Billy Mays", and it was so wrong that we had to use it. So without further ado, we're asking… who would you rather–the Sham Wow guy (left) or Tony Little (right)? If we […]
Michael Jackson Breaks Several Billboard Chart Records
It's hard to figure out where to begin when describing the number of Billboard chart records Michael Jackson broke this past week. From physical album sales to digital downloads, the King of Pop is reigning the charts once again. Here's a run-down of a few […]
R. Kelly Strikes Again
He may have gotten off (pun definitely not intended) in the past, but it looks like R. Kelly will be facing charges of statutory rape yet again. The Illinois police are investigating him after discovering that he may have slept with a seventeen year-old girl prior […]
Steve Carrell As Billy Mays?
A common reaction to particular news regarding recent celebrities who passed away has been, "Can't we just let them rest in peace?" Well, if this rumor about a Billy Mays biopic entited Billy Mays Here is true, the answer is "Definitely not". Steve Carrell has apparently […]
Geek Out: Rictor And Shatterstar Kiss
Has it really taken mainstream comics this long to feature two guys swapping spit? We can argue for days whether one could consider this the "first gay kiss" in the superhero world (it's not), but either way it's totally awesome. In a new issue of […]
Name That Bulge: Red Carpet Edition
Which sexy Hollywood actor was presumably rocking it commando in some lightly colored pants? All was well until the photographer's bright lights exposed him on the red carpet! Knowing this man's awareness of his sex appeal, we're suspicious this may have been an intentional nod […]
Down Low Culture Does Not Increase HIV Infection Among Black Women
You've probably heard it before. Men on the "down low" are responsible for the rise of HIV infection in the black community. They run around having unprotected sex with other men and then go home to sleep with their wives. It's not rocket science, right? […]
Biographer Claims Michael Jackson Was Gay
Shortly after hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, a horrendous rhyme from my childhood popped into my head– "I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson is a fag." Even as a kid, this line disturbed me. And now with one of the most […]
Aural Only: Britney Spears
Britney Spears is holding on strong to her place on our 2009

