Just kidding. This is all just a story concocted by Sarah Cordes of The National Enquirer, who claims that attendees to an NBA party were “shocked” to witness the former High School Musical star holding hands with “a buff young man”. And that’s not all! […]
Wanna Be On Top?: ANTM Does Alek Wek
Welcome to Wanna Be On Top, our newly branded series of recaps for America’s Next Top Model‘s sixteenth cycle. Unfortunately, the question in the title of this post isn’t referring to the hot, scruffy hair stylist in the picture above. But if it did, our […]
Top or Bottom: Roman
Unless we’re mistaken, this is our very first anonymous submission to the Top or Bottom series. Today’s contestant asked us to identify him as “Roman Zolanski“, citing an odd reference to one of Nicki Minaj‘s alter egos. For our purposes, we’re just going to call […]
Aural Only: Jordan Knight
Alright, so I’m not even going to front! Jordan Knight basically awakened my homosexual desires with his “Give It To You” music video. Back then, I’d hang out in my bedroom with the television tuned to MTV, drooling over him as he thrust toward the […]
The Ten: Rishi Idnani Breaks Into The Top Five
There aren’t many changes on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Well-hung porn star Patrick O’Brien still has a comfortable lead over his competition, while Jordan R. Legault holds his ground as the first runner-up. Rugby star John Williams has swapped placed […]
Rick McCoy Wants Cock (And He Wants It Now)
Say hello to our new obsession. His name is Rick McCoy, and he’s undeniably one of gay porn’s most extraordinary up-and-coming bottoms. This guy doesn’t just like dick. He fucking loves it. Frankly, to say he’s hungry for cock would be an understatement! He’s absolutely […]
Woof Alert: Alexander Morales
How do you even begin to describe Alexander Morales? Is he an otter? A cub in training? We’re just going to go out on a limb and call him “perfection”. That’s the first word that came to mind when we laid our eyes on the […]
Quickie: Rob Evans
As far as we know, photographer Joseph Bleu is incapable of taking an unsexy picture. You may recall his smoking hot shoots with Nick Youngquest, Matthew Evangelisti and Nicholas Gogel. Quite simply, this man has a talent for presenting his models in an idealized yet […]
Who Would You Rather?: College Boy Lip-Dubbers
Hypothetically, if you were a huge slut who slept with large groups of college-aged men at the same time, would you rather hop in bed with Princeton‘s swim team or these frat bros from the University of Arkansas? The latter group composed a lip-dub video […]
Supreme Court Rules In Favor of Funeral Protesters
We’re not sure how to react to this piece of news. The U.S. Supreme Court voted 8-1 in favor of Westboro Baptist Church, ruling in support of the group’s First Amendment right to mount anti-gay protests outside of military funerals. As you may know, the […]