Is there anything better than ordering a pizza, watching the game with a bud, throwing back a few beers and then fucking one another’s brains out? The Pats are up against The Jets tomorrow afternoon, so we kindly invite you to take a break from […]
Category: Porn
What Would You Do?: Ethan at Club Amateur USA
Here is a list of things I would do with 18 year-old Club Amateur USA model Ethan (if he weren’t so cute that he wouldn’t give me the time of day): • Kiss him, strip him slowly. While doing so, grab his hair lightly and pull […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Marc Dylan & Valentin Petrov In THE Must-See Gay Porn Scene of The Year!!!!!!!!
It is very important to me that you put aside your whole “not paying for porn” thing for a moment, because you need to see this full scene between muscle bottom Marc Dylan and uncut sex god Valentin Petrov. I’m not saying this because someone paid […]
Flashback Friday: The Magnificent Cowboys (1971)
To state the obvious, The Magnificent Cowboys looks rather magnificent. The 1971 gay porn classic takes you to a quaint little ranch where the deer and the antelope play, where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and where a bunch of horny country boys pound […]
The Amateur Hour: Stay On That Dick!
This video got me boned up for a variety of reasons—a) The sleazy cameraman‘s country accent, b) The bottom boy’s big round ass and slut-tastic enthusiasm, and c) The top’s profile on XTube, which includes the following quote: “hell, fist me…i’ve never done that…and call […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: David Ken’s 10-Inch Meat
“David Ken” is a boring name for a man with such an extraordinary, monolithic schlong. When you’re packing ten inches of thick and veiny meat, your gay porn pseudonym should lean toward cheesier territory (a la Girth Brooks). We need a name that tells us […]
Quickie: Orlando Cruz
Sock it to me, Orlando Cruz! You’re the first professional boxer to come out of the closet who is still competing! This is completely brave, and totally commendable. Is there a sport in which athletes are expected to be more rough, tough, and “masculine?” What […]
HELP! I Am Obsessed With Parole Him.
You guys! I have a problem! I am fucking obsessed with ParoleHim.com. This is far worse than my bizarre infatuation with Trenton Ducati, because the entire concept of Parole Him revolves around raping criminals bareback… And yet it makes my dick ridiculously hard? This might […]
Quickie: Hani Zaytoun
It’s almost a shame to open with this picture of Hani Zaytoun. This is probably the best view you’ll get of his muscular physique, intense stare and simply gigantic thighs, unless you happen to stumble upon him naked in the locker room (while traveling for […]
Have You Ever: Fucked On A Business Trip?
What happens on a business trip, stays on a business trip! Time and time again, I’ve heard this sentiment echoed by straight and gay friends alike, who exempt themselves from the rules of fidelity when they’re out of town for their jobs. While it’s debatable […]