Zac Efron Continues To Remind Us That He’s A Grown-Ass Man Now

I don’t know about you but my dick is chafed from fapping to the now infamous “Zac Efron at the BBQ” pic that was all over the place this weekend. He’s got a fuzzy tummy and he’s all man now! He quit the musical, burned down the high school and is ready to wet his dick however he can! Yum.

Zac and his Neighbors co-star Seth Rogen have begun the onslaught of press for their upcoming fraternity comedy. And Seth had better keep Zac ass-naked, because the trailer’s here and it’s pretty bad. A baby chews a used condom. Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays like he’s not a flaming homosexual. Rose Byrne is allowed to use her actual accent but still looks like she wishes she were deported rather than play this mess. Not even Zac teamed with hot twink Dave Franco can save this.

Seth knows this. It’s why they Instagram-edthis promo over the weekend. They imply that Seth is Zac’s master and Zac must do everything he says. Now THAT movie I’d watch.

– J. Harvey

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