You’re Not The Only Person Who Wants To Do Heinous Things To JoeGoLev

Who cares that he lost his lips in an accident on the set of The Dark Knight Rises. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is “Dewittable”! That’s a new word for hot. Everyone thinks so! Someone even wrote a song about it. Mat Burrow is a cutie in a tank top who plays a mean ukele. He’s written a love song to JoeGoLove and expressed the thoughts of millions. I want to let Joseph know that I’m available to sit on his face, too! Thank you, Mat. You’re the voice of a (horny) generation.

– J. Harvey

Watch this guy’s song for Joseph Gordon-Levitt below:

173 thoughts on “You’re Not The Only Person Who Wants To Do Heinous Things To JoeGoLev

  1. wooooo “Dewittable!” I wasn’t the only one that thought it was another word for HAWT … 

  2. I’m so happy he’s getting some fame and recognition, I’ve been calling him the greatest actor of my generation since Mysterious Skin and Brick.  DKR looks amazing.  *clutches tickets like pearls*

    But JoeGoLev?  For real real?

  3. I love you for knowing those movies. I’ve been calling him underrated for years…for fucking years!

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