You’ll Be Able To See Levi’s Johnson Soon… With A Hockey Stick!

Levi Johnston

There's been some updates on the Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot and it's got us a little excited. In fact, I haven't felt this kind of anticipation since the last pointless political scandal turned nude photo-shoot. If you don't know what I'm talking about click the link…

Tank Jones, Levi's manager, said, "The shoot was fantastic! We're having a lot of fun with it."  He also divulged a little on what we'll see, "People are going to see more of Levi than they thought…There was a hockey stick involved."

A hockey stick you say? I give him a year before that hockey stick is up his ass for the right amount… just sayin'.

– Andy

10 thoughts on “You’ll Be Able To See Levi’s Johnson Soon… With A Hockey Stick!

  1. Did you know Kathy Griffin claims he was her “date” for an awards benefit? Kathy is what, about 50+ years old and her face is kind of harsh looking. I’m not really sure if she made that up (she did have pics) or what, but it’s ridiculous.
    I don’t know why he’s considered so hot! Like the other guy said, “I’d rather see his father-in-law posing for Playgirl.
    Unless Levi’s packin’ something special, I don’t see what the fuss is about.

  2. This guy is being used. I hope he is well aware that everyone in the world who wants to humiliate Palin has absolutely no issue humiliating him just as much to achieve that goal. Hope his self-destruction was worth it.

  3. I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy is being paid by some left-wing entity to help destroy whatever is left of Palin’s political ambitions.
    That said, the more I see the guy on TV, the more I find him attractive! His face is just classically, masculine handsome, just perfectly symmetrical and soft and angular at the right places. What I am waiting for is if he agreed to having a full hard-on for the Playgirl photos! And the accompanying video!

  4. I agree with Larry in MS. He will realize soon enough that he is being used. Those people don’t care about him at all.

  5. I hope ( Larry in MS ) what ever Levi is packing he sticks it right in Sarah Palin mouth and finally shuts her the FUCK UP !!!

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