Today, I learned that turtles have gigantic penises. This apparently isn’t a huge secret. Their dicks are half the length of their entire bodies, and sometimes they like to just flop around and show ’em off. Crazy, right? What’s even crazier (or more embarrassing) is that I learned this through a video one of my Manhunt colleagues sent me called “Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles”… See? We don’t just sit around and talk about dicks all day!
Sometimes, we talk about turtle dicks.
– Dewitt
Watch “Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles” below and learn some stuff:
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That was awesome thanks for the laugh to start the day!
I fucking love science.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0A77rohcyg
Scientifically Accurate Spiderman is also hilariously awesome too