You Have A Big Gay Crush On Benedict Cumberbatch (Whether You Know It Or Not)

If you don’t already know Benedict Cumberbatch from the top notch BBC series Sherlock or the forthcoming Star Trek film or, if you’ve got a quick eye, the trailer to the star-studded film version of Tracey Letts’ Pulitzer prize winning play August: Osage County, then consider yourself damned lucky to be reading this post. Even though you may not understand it straight away, you’re more than likely going to find yourself oddly, oddly attracted to this towering Brit with reddish hair and pale blue eyes that stare right down into the darkest recess of your soul, but do not be afraid. There’s a reason that a legion of Cumberbatch-obsessed fans call themselves the Cumberbitches.

Here. Look at these pictures. Some are of him naked.

Benedict Cumberbatch naked and sexy

Benedict Cumberbatch naked and sexy

Benedict Cumberbatch naked and sexy

Benedict Cumberbatch naked and sexy

Benedict Cumberbatch naked and sexy

And here’s the trailer for him in Star Trek:

See? SEE? What is it about this tall, odd, dry-voiced baritone that makes him so damned attractive? Maybe it’s the delicate, charming manner in which he plays Sherlock’s sexuality as insistently ambiguous with a clear nod to the genuine love that exists between his character and Dr. John Watson. Maybe it’s the fact that a guy who is naturally that tall and slender has got to have long fingers, big feet and everything else that follows. Maybe it’s also the fact that he looks alarmingly like the school captain of the private boys’ high school you went to who seemed to be good at everything and who had no problem getting changed and showering in front of you in the locker room after you’d both finished training for the track team, while asking your opinion about how he was going to approach playing Oberon in the school production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, casually wiping a fluffy towel all over his freshly showered, lean, pale skinned, muscular body with a kind of oblivious, unconscious private enjoyment, possibly even giving himself a semi but not minding much if you saw or not and that memory has stayed with you, burned in your mind for all eternity as an example of the closest you may ever come to unfettered perfection in a male.

It’s really hard to tell exactly WHY Benedict Cumberbatch commands SO much sexual allure, indeed there are obviously many many factors, but it’s quite alright that he does. That much we must all agree on, immediately.

Charley Flynn

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14 thoughts on “You Have A Big Gay Crush On Benedict Cumberbatch (Whether You Know It Or Not)

  1. … no. Not in any circumstances do I have a crush on this pompous, lizard faced goblin creature. Like, even beyond his rather unattractive face, he’s just a twit who makes comments like he doesn’t fault Jonny Lee Miller for doing Elementary because “Jonny has a wife to keep in good clothes.” So, no, not in any way shape or form.

  2. I have been a huge Star Trek Fan since I was a kid in the 60’s and 70’s and grew up watching it and have never missed a movie so yes looking forward to this one as well.

    But nothing like having a villein you love to hate and at the same time want to see naked! LOL But my money is still on Chris Pine, AKA Captain Kirk, as to being the hottest on the set. “WINK”

  3. Wait, he’s a brit being snarky over a U.S. bastardization of an iconic british literary character. That is so surprising and unexpected.

  4. In August OSage County he gets to fuck his cousin, who is female. Incest is hot.

  5. I dont find him attractive. But if you see Trek the best scenes are in the beginning with Chris Pine and crew in super skintight dive gear. Hard to hide anything in those!

  6. All my gay friends have a huge crush on him, but he does nothing for me. At all, which is weird because I have a crush on everything with a penis. My standards are very low.

  7. Ites funny how some people think they are the guardian of the good taste. If you don’t like him, well that’s not a problem. But hey, we don’t give a shit about your opinion, and honestly i’m pretty sure that your taste must be… tacky. Vin Diesel maybe ? Brainless and muscles ?

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