A 57 year-old man is suing Bumblebee Tuna for ruining his love of, wait for it… Bumblebee Tuna. He was eating his sandwich, minding his own business when all of a sudden he found himself choking on a one and a half inch bone.
The man is suing the company for "permanent and emotional pain and suffering" and the "imminent fear of losing his life," stating in an interview that he "can't even be near tuna now." This is the part where I refer you to the title of this post.
– Dewitt
i’ve always said that eating fish was dangerous…
Didn’t have any Bumblebee Tuna (not a fan of Bumblebee) but I did have a can of StarKist. And would you believe that printed right on the can it says, “Product may contain bones?”
Good luck winning that suit, pussy boy. LOL
I suggest title: Even a pussy is not afraid to eat Bumblebee Tuna.
Ha! He choked on a 1 1/2 inch bone? Bet he doesn’t have a problem swallowing a 9 inch cock!