Yahoo! Better Not Fuck With The Tremendous Amount Of Gay Porn On Tumblr

It was announced today that Yahoo!, in a desperate bid for relevancy, has purchased micro-blogging site Tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars. A close friend of the Tumblr dude used to work here at Manhunt, and I wish he still did because I would ride so many men to get to that Tumblr dude. 1.1 billion? He can use money for napkins! He can keep me in the luxury to which I will quickly become accustomed! Good for him, but this might not bode well for us. Tumblr is pretty much perfection. If you need quick fapping material – cocks, asses, fucking, sucking, nipple biting, bondage, bukkake’d faces, fist-fucking everywhere, and I’m pretty sure I once saw pics of a large group of men re-enacting the Human Centipede (without the nasty parts) on a bar. It was twisted but hot.

What if Yahoo gets all bossy? And starts censoring shit? Their new head bitch doesn’t want people working from home. That’s cold. She sounds repressive and evil. What if she starts prude-ing out on the dirty! And Yahoo isn’t known for handling their multi-million dollar acquisitions correctly.

They’re claiming that they will barely touch it, and that the Tumblr dudes will still be running things. They even put up a lame gif to let everyone know. Ugh, keep calm and stop using that meme. Please keep Tumblr in your thoughts and prayers, and encourage them at every turn to keep their site just the way it is. As a reminder, here’s some fantastic gay porn culled right from Tumblr. We need this in our lives!

p.s. Manhunt has a Tumblr. You should follow us. We post some filthy sex things.