Would You Hit That?: Tom Cruise In “Rock Of Ages”

Entertainment Weekly released this image of Tom Cruise in character from the upcoming Rock of Ages. It’s the film adaption of the popular hard rock jukebox musical. And, no. I would not hit that. Cruise has seemingly made a concentrated effort to be as unattractive as possible in the last ten years, and this is pretty much the endgame. Granted, he’s a fairly good actor, so he’ll probably pull it off. But it’s difficult to see past all the crazy. Plus – long hair. Long hair atop a crazy belting out heavy metal. I’d rather eat pussy.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Entertainment Weekly and DListed

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54 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Tom Cruise In “Rock Of Ages”

  1. I’m sorry but while he’s still physically attractive, he has just WAY too much baggage, even for just a quick fuck.

  2. I was going to click the beer option, but then noticed it said “cheap” beers… Why make myself more miserable by adding cold piss in a can to fucking Tom Cruise? There are plenty of reasonably priced good beers that I can get sloshed on before fucking him.

  3. My intial response was “With my car,  a hammer, a bat, what do you mean? ” then I realized you meant if I would fuck him.   It was an honest mistake.   Tom Cruise can kill a boner quicker than Michele Bachmann, so I don’t equate him with sex.

  4. In these pictures, yeah, I’d bang him. As long as I can keep his whore mouth shut about scientology.

  5. SERIOS ACTOR??????? LETS ASK THE QUESTION???

    WHO HAS THE OSCAR???

    OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT NICOLE DOES….

    END OF THIS DISCUSSION

  6. Only if we could turn back time to his “Risky Business” days of the white briefs, before he became an alien from the Scientology Mothership!

    I don’t even pay to see his films, so I wouldn’t even hit it, but maybe I’d throw water on it to see it melt?

  7.   Tom Cruise is a douchbag,plain and simple. He cannot act, his 2 best roles are Risky Business and playing a “str8” guy 4 the last 20 yrs. The Scientology stuff is just creepy; and he paid Nicole $200m in the divorce so he could still play a “str8” guy!!  The best role he has ever was on South Park.

  8. THE QUESTION IS: WOULD YOU TAP THAT? THE MAN HAS A GREAT BODY DONT CONFUSE HIS WIERDNESS WITH FUCKING HIM ID TAP THE FUCK OUTA THAT AND THEN TOSS HIS ASS OUT

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