Would You Hit That?: The Newest “Bachelor”

Wow, they are still handing out roses and making desperate women (desperate for fame) look ridic on The Bachelor. Here’s this season’s choice – Ben Flajnik. Ben’s deal  is that he’s a former competitor on The Bachelorette (his n’ hers ridiculousness) who got turned down by the girl in question when he proposed to her. Or at least that’s what the writers wrote. They also wrote him owning a vineyard. Hey, if you win – free booze to drink to dull your sense of regret until your scheduled break-up for the tabloids. What do you think of Ben? Would you squash his grapes? Oooo, that metaphor was all sorts of wrong.

He doesn’t look like THIS guy, that’s for sure.

– J. Harvey

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26 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: The Newest “Bachelor”

  1. Meh.  He’s okay, but he’s no Jake Pavelka or Jessie Palmer!

    Am I the only one who thinks these guys are all a bunch of closeted ‘mos?  I mean, they’re mostly all rich, successful, good-looking, charming guys…why do they have to go on a television show to meet women?

  2. LOL@Pigknuckle; I agree, he looks like a down syndrome/planet of the apes type. I will pass on this guy. LOL

  3. To compare his appearance to someone with a chromosome abnormality is  just classless….and a reflection of your up-bringing!!!!!!!!!!

  4. I agree, TommyTrojan, they are all pretty “gayish” and high maintanence to be straight.  LOL

  5. Those Bachelor/Bachelorette shows are a joke.  I used to watch to see the guys with hot bodies when they went to the beach or in the pool, but the whole idea of the show became ridiculous after two or three seasons.  The final match never lasts, except for maybe twice, and the plots are so scripted and laughable, I realized I felt like an idiot for watching any of it.  And this Ben guy does look like he escaped from Geico commercial.  No thanks!

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