No, this question isn’t a joke! If we’re being entirely honest, our past few rounds of Would You Hit That have been far too obvious. Of course most of you want to sleep with Bradley Cooper and Matt Damon! That isn’t exactly rocket science…
But how about former American Idol judge Simon Cowell? As he kicks off the first US season of The X Factor, we can’t help but wonder if any of you will be watching it for him alone. Have you ever fantasized about fucking him senseless and receiving a smashing critique for your performance? Or having him spout out derogatory phrases as he plows you hard from behind? It’s totally okay if you say “yes” to these questions. Totally okay.
– Dewitt
To check out a shirtless pic and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
Just for fun! Here’s a slightly idealized version…
rather not
Too discusting to think about……….The man looks like he has a body oder problem
how do you spell photoshop? could not get past the attitude. yuck.
That’s what you guys call “idealized”??
noo… he looks like one of my dads friends, who was a really creepy man… :S
I voted NO… but for enough $$$ maybe 😉
Ugh! I wouldn’t F@*k him with YOUR dick….dumb, ignorant, looks like he smells, too foul for words…
if he didnt open his mouth and a change purse/handbag dropped out, Maybe !
yes, he is very rich
I think he’s repulsive. And he wears shirts that are way too tight for his middle-aged body.
Odor problems are one thing, but spelling and grammar issues!
Wouldn’t sleep with Bradley Cooper, Matt Damon nor Simon Cowell! Yuk.
very very rich – and does seem to look after his former lovers…
I’d fuck that man until his teeth fell out. I love his tight shirts. Thank God for men that look like him.
I would rather be caught FUCKING a weed whacker !!!
LOL@BlackJack; I agree. I would fuck Wanda on ‘In Living Color’, before I would fuck Simon.
Not anymore but, he used to be REALLY hot the first 2 or 3 seasons. I would have “hit” him then.
Yeah
OF COURSE, I’VE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FOR YEARS!!
I think he fucking hot!! I like the smell of men’s body odour, just turns me on!
Oh god yes I’m a guy and I just masterbated to the bottom pic