Sister Wives is a show on TLC about polygamist and mullet enthusiast Kody Brown, his four wives, and sixteen children. Kody must be pretty fucking tired, huh? Whether it’s a religious thing or he’s just a woman collector, that’s putting yourself in a CRAZY situation. His dick must be ready to fall off.
Let’s consider Mr. Brown for a second. If you took away the feathery mom hair and crazy eyes, do you think he’s worth tapping? Check out the older pics of him when he was just a fresh-faced kid without a lady harem and child zoo. He was sorta cute. My answer? I would hit young Kody, even if his wedding pic looks like him and wife #1 are marrying on the Titanic. Wedding photography in 1990 was nutty.
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If he still looked like he did in the last 2 pics. I would definately tap that ass. But he doesn’t so there is no way in hell I would go near him.
I’d hit him, with a stick
no way, ever
Ewww!! Are you kidding me with this?
sleazy, air of smug self, what i see is as his wives weight from baby making – he goes into a new woman because he can’t commit. He’s out of control and not
at all appealing. Hit him with a 2 x 4 maybe.
Nice borrowed metaphor! I love it.
Stephen
Bend him over a barrel in front of his wives and do him? Now that’s possible!
Absolutely NOT!!
uuuggghhh!!!! umm NO!
I can believe this, mother F. bend him over.
GROSS… I wouldn’t suck his dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in his balls