Most likely, this is one of those moments where you’re beginning to wonder why we even bother asking these questions. Johnny Depp is an internationally-recognized sex symbol! For cock’s sake, he’s appeared on multiple magazine covers under titles like “The Sexiest Man Alive”. Why wouldn’t you want to sleep with him?
Well, the fact of the matter is that a lot of gay dudes don’t quite understand his appeal. While there’s no doubt that he’s talented actor (as far as we’re concerned), he doesn’t embody the same clean-cut, traditionally handsome appeal of Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal or similar Hollywood hunks. What do you think? As this guy tops the box office with his animated chameleon antics, we’ve got to ask–would you hit that?
– Dewitt
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Count me among those, who, although I can see his appeal, just doesn’t quite do it for me. I wouldn’t turn him down though, on the absurdly unlikely chance he wanted to have sex with me.
i demand some pictures of the ever delectable reichen lehnkuhl and oh yes johnny is cute too
He has the outwardly bad-boy image, but inward, he is so bright, witty, talented and unselfish…which is rare to find in Hollywood. The man is a multi-level actor, you name the role, he’s probably done it. He’s a #1 for me.
I’m in the “hell yes” camp — not only is he attractive, but you just know he’d be herds of fun in bed!
Ya, if he cuts his damn hair.
i love bad boys who are smart and independent in their thinking. ryan reynolds and jake gyllenhall are hot, but feh, not so unique. johnny depp is a one of a kind. i’d marry him in a heartbeat.
10 years ago yes, but not anymore.
Hell NOOOOO! He just looks dirty to me.
I would not only hit that, I’d want him to hit me in the process. Lord almighty, yes.
Not even after he gets a flea dip and Pinesol spraydown. He just looks *dirty* all the time.
If you had presented this with the option of younger Vs. older Depp, I’d have gone with hell yes for the younger! I’ve cranked a few out to him in Nightmare on Elm Street (yeah yeah, don’t judge – he was so hot) and think he was such a twink/jock. He’s still gorgeous now, but my personal preference is him clean shaven. Although, his whiskers do remind me of a guy I used to have a crush on, and I suppose that kind of skews my view of his older self, since the crush treated me pretty shitty.
Yuck. That whole dirty, 90s grunge look was over a decade ago. When he stops trying too hard to look nasty he might turn out to be a handsome middle-aged man. Until then, he just looks out of fashion and trying desperately to look young.
Pass.
i hate it when people keep going on about how hot he is. he looks to much like my father.
…Is that a rhetoric question, Dewitt?!
Ditto!
Every day for the rest of my life.
I had the “pleasure” of standing behind him years ago at a restaurant in West Hollywood, prior to his first Pirates movie. Let me say, didn’t do a thing for me, at the time had long hair, scruffy beard, and dressed in clothes that must have been borrowed from a homeless man. Was actually more surprised just how thin, and small he looked! As for “doing the Depp” no thanks. 🙁
Although the posted pix SUCKS !! U can still count me N the hell FUCKING ( VERY HARD ) yes camp !!!!
I am stunned by these results. Clearly, 31.89% of the voters are either fools or blind. I bet they’re the same ones who rage about guys with tattoos and guys who need to eat a sandwich.
Johnny Depp. *sigh*
@topguy033 yeah, for me 15years ago
I would have 20 years ago, but now…. I bet he smells homeless.
He completely lost me in the horribly dreadful portrayals of Willie Wonka and the Mad Hatter. Those are two of the creepiest NOT SEXY characterizations I have ever seen. I would be completely fine if he never did another movie again.
Because of those two roles alone, People Magazine should take the sexiest man alive honor away from him and apologize to all of us.
I definitely do not understand his appeal. He can look decent at times, but just doesn’t do it for me. He always looks a bit dirty and unkempt. But what I really hate is how overrated he is as an actor. He has done some quality work, but not ANYTHING in recent history. Maybe I’m just bitter because he has ruined my favorite movie from my childhood, and spent two hours that I will never get back wathing the Tourist last weekend.
To me…he’s just a walking “voice over”…and very nasty looking. But cleaned up, he is cute as he can be.
I like him a lot as a person and respect him as an actor but… this guy has literally NEVER been hot.