We can hear some of you guffawing! We can even actually feel some of your faces curling up in disgust! That’s fine! I assure you, however, that there is at least one dude out there that wants himself some deep-fried, leather luggage-looking wrestling goodness! TMZ recently revealed that a sex tape exists featuring famed wrestler and reality television dad Hulk Hogan. Personally, I’d rather watch Phyllis Diller ride dicks, but that’s just me. Would you want to see this sex tape? Would you wank to it? Be honest. You can stop giving me that “bitch, you crazy” look now.
– J. Harvey
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Man, I can just imagine being tossed around and ravaged by this man. I would for sure love to have him pound my ass
Nothing in it for me. But I seem to recall his son was hot.
ModHatter
I would have done him in the 80’s!
I’d do him regardless of his age with his body and bulge scrape me off the bed
Back in the day, maybe, but after hearing him open his stupid mouth and bicker inanely with his family and all that drama, I wouldn’t want anything to do with him.
I do love me some wrestlers, though.
He’s a total daddy type. The only thing that would make it even better would be body hair.
My Dad use to get asked for Autographs because people thought he was Hulk Hogan.
So doing it with him would be like doing it with my Dad!
Oh hell no!
I can see the appeal, just not my type.
I undressed next to him at a gym around 1984 in Pa. Trust me there’s nuthin there.
Too many Steroids and Peroxide
I want him to break my ass>>>I ride his cock and swallow his cum
Once you get pass the cob webs , liver spots & that old rubber dildo smell Phyllis wont be so bad
How much are you offering?
I wouldn’t even fuck that with Rick Santorium’s dick,……………well maybe with Rick Santorium’s
In his earlier career, in a heartbeat. Not a fan of handle bar mustaches, but I love a muscular man with a killer smile.
Though now… not so much. though I still think he looks good for a guy his age.
Hell To The No!!!!
I would want to see the tape, only to see what he is packing. That goes for any male celeb. Fucking him though, hell no.
(singletwink23)
I worked for a woman who dated Hulk Hogan when she was much younger, she weighs about 350 lbs now, and she bragged about having sex with him. Whenever she mentioned him I became instantly nauseated due to the mental image of those two having sex. My imagination has not been the same…
I said no but if we covered his face and he did not talk i would make love to his body.
how bout FUCK NO!
I’d hit that… with a board fill of rusty nails… repeatedly… till it died and the people of the world were safe again
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?? Did an alien suck out your brain? Or, are you just gross?? Mr Harvey, you are gross!!!
I think you need to be directing that comment to the people who said they WOULD have sex with Hulk Hogan…
Ehm, nope. Just no…
I use to have a crush on him and he seems like he would have a big cock…ON the other hand as far as wrestlers go I so would do Vince McMahon the owner of wwe the dude is an Adonis Daddy BIG everything! Rumour has it from a close source that he does play with guys…more so back in the day who know’s about now…but you know he’s Irish catholic and is a major homophobe but he has huge COCK.
NOT EVEN IN HIS HAY DAY THE MAN IS GROSSE